SEX_VAMPYRE
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Jacob (85) and Rebecca (79) are all excited about their decision to get
married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a
drugstore.Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter.
Are you the owner?" he asked. The pharmacist answers, "Yes." "Do you sell heart medication?" "Of course we do," responded the pharmacist."How about medicine for circulation?" Jacob asked. "All kinds."Jacob then asked, "Medicine for rheumatism?" "Definitely," came the answer "How about Viagra?" quizzes Jacob. "Of course," remarked the pharmacist. "Medicine for memory?" "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob then asked, "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" "Absolutely.""Perfect!!" said Jacob, "We'd like to registerhere for our wedding gifts."
married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a
drugstore.Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter.
Are you the owner?" he asked. The pharmacist answers, "Yes." "Do you sell heart medication?" "Of course we do," responded the pharmacist."How about medicine for circulation?" Jacob asked. "All kinds."Jacob then asked, "Medicine for rheumatism?" "Definitely," came the answer "How about Viagra?" quizzes Jacob. "Of course," remarked the pharmacist. "Medicine for memory?" "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob then asked, "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" "Absolutely.""Perfect!!" said Jacob, "We'd like to registerhere for our wedding gifts."