Senate Con Firms Justice Alito

[shereads]

As Senate Republicans celebrated the confirmation of Samuel A. Alito to the U.S. Supreme Court, majority leader Bill Frist congratulated Alito by helping him achieve a firm erection.

"It's not a homosexual thing," said Frist. "The male sexual organ, when fully erect, is a symbol of democracy and justice that we can all be proud of."

Justice Alito had no comment.

Frist continues to be probed by the SEC. Speaking through his press coordinator, the senator has called the probe "more satisfying than I expected it to be."

 

[Huckleman2000]

As Senate Republicans celebrated the confirmation of Samuel A. Alito to the U.S. Supreme Court, majority leader Bill Frist congratulated Alito by helping him achieve a firm erection.

"It's not a homosexual thing," said Frist. "The male sexual organ, when fully erect, is a symbol of democracy and justice that we can all be proud of."

Justice Alito had no comment.

President Bush, however, pointed at the swollen member and crowed, "Talk to that, you filibusterers!"

 

[Guest]

As Senate Republicans celebrated the confirmation of Samuel A. Alito to the U.S. Supreme Court, majority leader Bill Frist congratulated Alito by helping him achieve a firm erection.

"It's not a homosexual thing," said Frist. "The male sexual organ, when fully erect, is a symbol of democracy and justice that we can all be proud of."

Justice Alito had no comment.

Frist continues to be probed by the SEC. Speaking through his press coordinator, the senator has called the probe "more satisfying than I expected it to be."

Is Anne Coulter in the middle of this, somehow?

 

[shereads]

Is Anne Coulter in the middle of this, somehow?

Of course not. Frist and Alito are both married.

 

[Guest]

Of course not. Frist and Alito are both married.

To each other?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Probably just an odd mood on my part, but...

Aren't you guys parroting the Neo-con homophobic line, in ridiculing these men by suggesting they are gay?

 

[Huckleman2000]

Probably just an odd mood on my part, but...

Aren't you guys parroting the Neo-con homophobic line, in ridiculing these men by suggesting they are gay?

We're only suggesting they're gay to point up the homoerotic overtones of their espoused positions.

We're not ridiculing gays, per se. We're ridiculing the position that such obviously nerdy girly-men latch onto such overtly testosterone-charged positions.

And that all their friends are so willing to rub their scrotums for tax-breaks.

 

[amicus]

I would prefer to be deep in the middle of Ann Coulter, but then, thas just me.

amicus...

 

[shereads]

Probably just an odd mood on my part, but...

Aren't you guys parroting the Neo-con homophobic line, in ridiculing these men by suggesting they are gay?

No. I am ridiculing the neocon homophobic line by parroting it.

 

[zeb1094]

I would prefer to be deep in the middle of Ann Coulter, but then, thas just me.

amicus...

Just be glad it isn't Nancy Pelosi!

 

[Guest]

Oh, ami, ami, ami.

You'd get frostbite for sure.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

We're only suggesting they're gay to point up the homoerotic overtones of their espoused positions.

We're not ridiculing gays, per se. We're ridiculing the position that such obviously nerdy girly-men latch onto such overtly testosterone-charged positions.

And that all their friends are so willing to rub their scrotums for tax-breaks.

I was in a wierd mood. The irony and parody just didn't register. Carry on

 

[shereads]

I was in a wierd mood. The irony and parody just didn't register. Carry on

Understandable. It was really just a lame attempt to commit a pun. What else was an insomnicac to do with "Con" and "Firm" and the Senate and Alito?