Semen and time

[Kikori]

I don't like squirting into clothes, the carpet, or any kind of furniture. So it either winds up in something disposable like toilet paper, or in a bottle / can that gets thrown away after being filled for a while.

I can't help but get curious, though. In the time that it sits, does the taste or anything change? Can it become 'stale' or taste different if the sperm die out? On a kinky thought, you think women would ever consider drinking a bottled collection of semen?

 

[shykittyme]

I don't like squirting into clothes, the carpet, or any kind of furniture. So it either winds up in something disposable like toilet paper, or in a bottle / can that gets thrown away after being filled for a while.

I can't help but get curious, though. In the time that it sits, does the taste or anything change? Can it become 'stale' or taste different if the sperm die out? On a kinky thought, you think women would ever consider drinking a bottled collection of semen?

Um...no, I don't.

Sorry...

 

[Kikori]

Heh, that answers that question, but the curiosity (even though it won't ever be applied) still stands.

 

[Sarah_H]

Kikori, that is just nasty!
I can't think of anything worse than putting cold, stale semen into my mouth, I mean honestly............ BLEH!

 

[shykittyme]

I don't like squirting into clothes, the carpet, or any kind of furniture. So it either winds up in something disposable like toilet paper, or in a bottle / can that gets thrown away after being filled for a while.

I can't help but get curious, though. In the time that it sits, does the taste or anything change? Can it become 'stale' or taste different if the sperm die out? On a kinky thought, you think women would ever consider drinking a bottled collection of semen?

Oh lord... "after being filled for a while"....why would you save it!!??

Ewww.





*Oh, and I think that it is like any other organic matter that comes from the body and is rife with bacteria... With time, and warm temperatures, bacteria grows, and multiplies, and the by-products create odor, which starts to stink. I really, really hope that this answers your question.

 

[iluvyou3638]

ew...

 

[Kikori]

Time to stop using bottles, I guess. >>;
*Gets ready to waste toilet paper instead*

 

[shykittyme]

Time to stop using bottles, I guess. >>;
*Gets ready to waste toilet paper instead*

Whew!! Thank you...

 

[Kikori]

It's still not like I did anything with it. Cans got thrown away and bottles were capped again, I don't like wasting.
Regardless. I didn't see it as nasty until seeing from someone else's eyes. Sorry if I creeped anyone out here.

 

[Mephistophelily]

He's recycling in his own little way.
Way to save the planet!

However.... You're grossing all the women of Lit out in the process.


That does sound like the ultimate germ & bacteria playground, though. And the smell can't be that nice when you open it to add into it... I get grossed out enough when the Mister leaves a used condom in the trash without wrapping it up. I can't imagine what ~that~ must be like!

As for the question about drinking the leftovers- I know that there are some people into collecting it in glasses and drinking it, but that's within a certain amount of time of it actually leaving the body... Not a few days or something. I suppose you could use the same principles as with breastmilk with it; freeze it within 30 min and let it thaw for reuse. But passing the Pepsi bottle resting on your nightstand for the last week to the gf? Probably not a good idea.

 

[shykittyme]

It's still not like I did anything with it. Cans got thrown away and bottles were capped again, I don't like wasting.
Regardless. I didn't see it as nasty until seeing from someone else's eyes. Sorry if I creeped anyone out here.

Awww...it's okay, sweetie. How would you know if you didn't ask? But I do think it's taking 'going green' to an extreme, lol...

 

[bridgetvoyeur]

I know that it can get really stinky, really quick: I work in a medical lab and the sperm samples we get for viability tests can smell gross, and they're quite fresh. I imagine that the longer it sits, the worse it gets. i wouldn't want to end up explaining to the emergency room doctor i got food poisoning from drinking old sperm!

 

[pinkeden]

i wouldn't want to end up explaining to the emergency room doctor i got food poisoning from drinking old sperm!

Lmfao, that made me giggle.

To OP, I guess it's not that different from people collecting urine in bottles etc, which is more common than anyone would like to admit. You're probably not that alone in doing what you do, however, it's probably not the best idea.

Also, since you don't like getting it on your stuff... can you imagine knocking over a WHOLE BOTTLE of semen? yeah thats gonna be fun, especially if it's fermenting

 

[Eilan]

I would totally drink a bottle of my husband's decaying spunk--if he did it first. Since that's never gonna happen. . .

 

[TBKahuna123]

I would totally drink a bottle of my husband's decaying spunk--if he did it first. Since that's never gonna happen. . .

Still big on the "You First" approach, I see.

 

[bridgetvoyeur]

that's not so odd, people collect all sorts of odd personal things. for example:
http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

 

[Sarah_H]

that's not so odd, people collect all sorts of odd personal things. for example:
http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

*Breathes a sigh of relief* I was totally holding my breath after I clicked that link, I didn't know what I was in store for.


Do you collect anything Bridget?

 

[bridgetvoyeur]

*Breathes a sigh of relief* I was totally holding my breath after I clicked that link, I didn't know what I was in store for.


Do you collect anything Bridget?

notebooks. i love the feel of paper. and yarn, i like to think about all the fun things i can make from it, if only i took the time. nothing creepy, i worry that i'd die in a sudden accident and someone would find it and that's how i'd be remembered!

 

[infinity706]

Well, it would be fine if you kept it frozen. That's what they do with sperm samples so that you can do artificial insemination, isn't it?

 

[Eilan]

Still big on the "You First" approach, I see.

But of course.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I don't like squirting into clothes, the carpet, or any kind of furniture. So it either winds up in something disposable like toilet paper, or in a bottle / can that gets thrown away after being filled for a while.

I can't help but get curious, though. In the time that it sits, does the taste or anything change? Can it become 'stale' or taste different if the sperm die out? On a kinky thought, you think women would ever consider drinking a bottled collection of semen?

You've never bottled your seed?

Keep a mason jar in the fridge and shoot all loads into it for a month or two. I had the same curiousity you do and this simple experiment answered all my questions.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Well, it would be fine if you kept it frozen. That's what they do with sperm samples so that you can do artificial insemination, isn't it?

Spermcicles? Bet you won't find that on the Good Humor Man's menu.

 

[octoma]

Dude... NO. Nasty.

 

[bridgetvoyeur]

Spermcicles? Bet you won't find that on the Good Humor Man's menu.

if my hubby was really into it i'd probably eat a spermcicle if it was mixed with something else - like strawberry youghurt or chocolate pudding flavor spermcicles. but my husband can't even make mr.noodles in the microwave so i doubt i'll have to worry about it any time soon.

 

[Dreamliner]

Are you sure it does not mature with age! Just like a good wine.