Self-sucking

Can you suck yourself off?

  • Yes! :)

    Votes: 9 12.5%
  • No. :(

    Votes: 40 55.6%
  • I'm a female.

    Votes: 21 29.2%
  • You're a freak.

    Votes: 2 2.8%

  • Total voters
    72

TumbledLove

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Are there any guys here who can suck themselves off?

I'll admit that it's not an easy thing to do. In fact, it seems impossible. But with enough determination, and proper form, I can do it.

Starting off, I can barely lick the tip. But after a half hour of stretching I can get the head in my mouth. and after another half hour, and with my legs over my head, I can suck about a third (maybe even half?) of my cock. It's quite amazing. I'm to the point where I can cum just from thrusting in and out of my mouth.

It sure beats jacking off. I just wish it didn't take so much warm-up time to do it. :(
 
I just wanted to note that I've only done it a handful of times. Sometimes, I think it's just not worth it, but when it actually starts feeling good, I think wow, this is fuckin awesome.

Nothing compares to having someone else do it though.
 
I'm female, but you have no idea how many times i've wished I were flexible enough to use my tongue. *sigh*

I hear yoga works wonders for this--it might decrease your stretching time
 
Isn't yoga just a fancy name for stretching? In a way, that's what I do. I concentrate on what I'm doing, and relax and flex, and before you know it, my dick's in my mouth. ..which is much more preferable to my foot.

and I think "autofellatio" is a strange term. I don't know what cars have to do with it. ;)
 
heh, good point. I suppose yoga's just on a more regular basis and more intense than most people's stretching. *sage nod*
 
I did it again last night, and got even farther down my dick. There must have been at least 3 inches in my mouth. :eek:

I'm still in total disbelief that I'm able to do it. I mean, I'm not really a flexable guy. and it's not like I do anything special. all it takes is the right stretches, and a little patience.

About a month ago, I juuust barely managed to get the entire head between my lips.. it took everything I had, and my back was aching. I didn't try it again for a week, and wasn't even able to do it again. but a lot of persistance later, and not only can I get the head in my mouth, but I can get get about 1-2 inches of shaft in as well.

I think the key part when stretching is to try and lick my belly button (which is obviously impossible.?). anyway, that really helps a lot.
 
TumbledLove said:
I think the key part when stretching is to try and lick my belly button.

Yep, that appears to do the trick! I just tried to lick my dick again, and it was a big strain just to get the very tip. But now I can lick the entire head only after a few minutes of bending my midsection (halfway between my belly button and nipples).

Forget to mention before, but I'm about 6'2 and 190 lbs. and I measure up at about 6-7 inches. Maybe that'll give an idea to you other guys out there if you might be able to do it. Although, it's possible that height/weight/length don't really matter. *shrug*

and I'll repeat.. I'm not special. I've never been flexable, and I've never been in the circus. So don't give up. :)
 
Any other guys able to suck themselves?

I've gotten a lot better at it. It used to be hard to lick the tip, but now I can get the entire head in my mouth without warmup stretches. after about 15 minutes, I can get to my new limit, which is having pubes brush up against my lips and my balls pressed against my nose (of course, they're hanging upside down, but it's still cool).
 
I'm happy to report that it's gotten easier, and I can do it just about any time I want. still can't get past the halfway point though.
 
TumbledLove said:
I'm happy to report that it's gotten easier, and I can do it just about any time I want. still can't get past the halfway point though.

I could in my younger days sure wish I still could . But finding someone else to do it for you is still alot of fun . I just eat creampies not to taste my cum . :p
 
And wouldnt that pisss my dog off, next time he would be showing off by licking his own balls, I would show him ;)
 
I can not . . . don't think I would if I could. I would much rather have one of the sexy women here on Lit do it for me.
 
thump said:
And wouldnt that pisss my dog off, next time he would be showing off by licking his own balls, I would show him ;)

ha. I just so happened to lick my balls last night. it's not the easiest thing to do though, and I don't get much out of it. but I thought while I was down there, might as well.. :D

wow, I just realized that I've been sucking my dick for over a year. not continously though ;)
 
Seems there's some pretty flexible people here.

But can anybody rim themselves? Now *that* would be something to brag about! :cool:
 
TumbledLove said:
ha. I just so happened to lick my balls last night. it's not the easiest thing to do though, and I don't get much out of it. but I thought while I was down there, might as well.. :D

wow, I just realized that I've been sucking my dick for over a year. not continously though ;)

Now thats something take would make your dog sad .
 
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