Self-inflicted nuttiness

[HisArpy]

So, this week while I was out rescuing dammits in distress, slaying windmills, and tilting at fire breathing dragons I realized that I am crazy. But not for the reason you suspect.

I reasoned that zookeepers save endangered animals.
Apiarists (Beekeepers) raise and save bees.
Bookkeepers save you money on your taxes.

And so on.

I realized that I am a "porkkeeper". Because I'm the one who saves your bacon.

So, my question now is what kind of crazy nutball are you?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thør]

http://m.memegen.com/z8hln7.jpg

 

[Tryharder62]

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-332e608493bb505fffd45791c1bb83ac

 

[coachdb18]

Personally, I enjoy Wheel of Fortune ...

http://i.imgur.com/VMsXRvi.jpg

 

[TheOldWidow]

I'm just your garden variety, everyday, ho-hum, and uninspiring crazy.

 

[NorthFloridian]

So, my question now is what kind of crazy nutball are you?

https://up4.xhcdn.com/000/136/794/673_1000.gif

Dava Foxx the Nutcracker.

 

[toeskr]

http://m.memegen.com/z8hln7.jpg

I fail to see any locomotives in the background.
Not calling you a liar but....

 

[Greypowerful]

I'm just your garden variety, everyday, ho-hum, and uninspiring crazy.

No way.

You are a rather inspiring sort of madwoman, Ma'am!

 

[TheOldWidow]

Shhhh, nobody is supposed to know. That's my crazy cover. Good afternoon Grey.

 

[Greypowerful]

Shhhh, nobody is supposed to know. That's my crazy cover. Good afternoon Grey.

<tips hat> Ma'am...

 

[Hard_Rom]

I'm one of the quite ones.

 

[Aphro]

I am the gatekeeper.

 

[rbijon]

I am the gatekeeper.

....& I am gazing back at the gate. Craziness!

 

[neci]

Personally, I enjoy Wheel of Fortune ...

http://i.imgur.com/VMsXRvi.jpg

it does not help that vanna's dress looks like bacon.

 

[Hard_Rom]

it does not help that vanna's dress looks like bacon.

Mmmmmm bacon!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/619572/homer-simpson-o.gif

 

[jomar]

I am the gatekeeper.

I am the keyholder.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I really kinda sorta hate to say this.......... but I'm not crazy, the rest of the world is wacky!

 

[HisArpy]

I really kinda sorta hate to say this.......... but I'm not crazy, the rest of the world is wacky!

This is so true. But, you could always come over to the fun side.

 

[i_love_myself76]

I'm one of the quite ones.

Shouldn't that BE quiet

 

[Hard_Rom]

They discovered a cure for normalacy years ago.

 

[i_love_myself76]

They must have missed all of us when passing it out then.

 

[TheOldWidow]

Just my luck, I've always been standing behind the door, when the good stuff was handed out.

 

[Greypowerful]

I am the Walrus... Koo Koo Kachoo

 

[Hard_Rom]

They must have missed all of us when passing it out then.

normalacy not normalcy. a word of my own invention.