Self-deprecation society

[nushu2]

Everyone is welcome. Check your ego at the door. Humility, if not a virtue, is a long lost art.

I'll start: I'm not really an asshole. I'm just sphincterly challenged. It's not that I'm lazy, just conserving energy.

 

[Whisky7up]

I used to be indecisive...but now I'm not so sure.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Incapable of either charm or brevity. I stake my hopes on giving free pony rides.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I need a drink, but don't care.

(Anyone think of the reference?)

 

[minsue]

I need a drink, but don't care.

(Anyone think of the reference?)

Nope. Care to put me out of my misery?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Nope. Care to put me out of my misery?

Kentucky Fried Movie.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think I'm funny, but I'm not. Also, I'm kind of lazy.

 

[ruminator]

Nope. Care to put me out of my misery?

Hey there

Is this a metaphorical misery, I hope?

I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[minsue]

Hey there

Is this a metaphorical misery, I hope?

I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Well, it'd better be metaphorical then, hadn't it? I don't have the patience otherwise.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Some misguided people have told me I should have more humility. They're crazy. I have more humility in my little finger than most people have in their whole bodies! When it comes to humility, I'M NUMBER ONE!!!

 

[Op_Cit]

I just don't have enough wit for self deprecation.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I just don't have enough wit for self deprecation.

I just wish I could limit the phrase "I just don't have enough wit" with "for" anything. It is, alas, a general operative in all circumstances.

 

[cloudy]

Kentucky Fried Movie.

Oh, god, I love that movie!

Brown 25.

 

[Boota]

When I was a kid my imaginary friend used to ditch me and play with the kids across the street.

 

[shereads]

Everyone is welcome. Check your ego at the door. Humility, if not a virtue, is a long lost art.

I'll start: I'm not really an asshole. I'm just sphincterly challenged. It's not that I'm lazy, just conserving energy.

I'd never be able to contribute something as original as "sphincterly challenged." I thought I had found a place to belong, but it isn't here. I'm not worthy.

God, that sounded pathetic.

 

[Guest]

I'm so wet, the Met. Office has set up a new weather station, inside my head.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

In all honesty, I think my writing is pretty terrible, especially when I compare it to what I think it should be. I'm also small and mean enough that I take an evil satisfaction whenever I come across something that's worse, though.

I guess I could also use a little more tact.


---dr.M.

 

[eric shawn listo]

I think I use that frog with the tongue thingy in far too many posts.

 

[cantdog]

Tact is for wusses. Or maybe not.

I'm a fraud on a lot of levels. I fantasize, but don't achieve.

But I couldn't check my ego, the ego-check girl said it was too huge.

"There isn't enough storage here for that much ego," she told me. "Sorry, Sir, you'll have to carry it around with you, I guess."

I told her I'd always wanted to taste an ego-check girl. We have a date.

 

[Guest]

I am not introspective enough for self-deprecation.

 

[BlackShanglan]

In all honesty, I think my writing is pretty terrible, especially when I compare it to what I think it should be. I'm also small and mean enough that I take an evil satisfaction whenever I come across something that's worse, though.

I guess I could also use a little more tact.


---dr.M.

Two words: "Farnham's Freehold." The ultimate proof that any wretched piece of garbage can get published. It's a great cheer-me-up on the days when the words won't come.

Shanglan

 

[nushu2]

I think I'm funny, but I'm not. Also, I'm kind of lazy.

I tot I thaw a pooty tat

 

[TheEarl]

Je suis.

The Earl

 

[NoJo]

I am sickened by my own self-infatuation. It's cost me nearly everything I hold dear. And now even my sense of humour has finally told me it's so fed up with my monstrous egotism it's going to walk any day now.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I am sickened by my own self-infatuation. It's cost me nearly everything I hold dear. And now even my sense of humour has finally told me it's so fed up with my monstrous egotism it's going to walk any day now.

Really. Joe. Isn't it time you realized that it's all about Carson?

Shanglan