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SEVERUSMAX

SEVERUSMAX

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....anyone like the idea of a story about the Seinfeld characters once they get out of jail? After all, a year goes by quickly, and that was 8 years ago. :cool: As you can tell, I LOVED that show. :D
 
Time to butt heads SEVERUSMAX. :eek: lol I wasn't a fan of that show. Hubby loves it. :rolleyes: At any rate, I don't see anything sexy about any of those characters. Were you thinking of an erotic tale?
 
Sexual, of course. Perhaps more with a focus on different characters in each. Perhaps a chain story. Someone could take on Jerry for the first, followed by Elaine, George, and Kramer, of course. I suspect that Kramer would make a great top, Jerry is very vanilla, and George is an obvious bottom. Elaine might be vanilla too. Mind you, that would be for the writers to decide.
 
Hallowed Eve said:
Time to butt heads SEVERUSMAX. :eek: lol I wasn't a fan of that show. Hubby loves it. :rolleyes: At any rate, I don't see anything sexy about any of those characters. Were you thinking of an erotic tale?
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To each their own. :D ;) Very much an erotic chain story.
 
I don't see any of the characters as sexy, and I never get into fan tales, but have fun writing it. :)
 
I once did a humorous short tale of Jerry turning Muslim. However, turning it into some type of graphic sex story would be a reach.

Having some witty dialogue, somewhat beyond the scope of "Master of your own Domain" episode is plausable.
 
...or dance partner...oops I forgot about Elain's dancing.

You'll never pull it off unless you go for comedy.
 
GratefulFred said:
...or dance partner...oops I forgot about Elain's dancing.

You'll never pull it off unless you go for comedy.
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Oh, that's undeniable. It's based on Seinfeld, after all, the "show about nothing". :D
Perhaps it has a farcical element, like Elaine trying to gain the upper hand with Peterman, in order to get her job back (I doubt she will still have it after being in jail for a year). She enlists Jerry, but to no avail. Peterman blackmails both of them. She ends up being Peterman's bitch, and Jerry agrees to do some dirty work for Peterman (maybe he has his dark side), such as an illegal opium trade with his comedy as a cover.
 
I'm sure Neuman could be into giving or taking anal. And where the hell does Krammer fit in the mix?
 
Krammer invents a new female sex toy. Jerry is turned on by a sexy comedian who laughs during sex. Elaine finds out that the soup nazi's secret ingrediant is his own sperm. A skinny girl promises George a blow job so long as he gains 20 pounds.

How's that for a premise?
 
Those could work, too. Though why anyone would want George Costanza to GAIN weight is beyond me. Maybe she wants to fatten him up for cannibalistic reasons: oh, wait, I don't do snuff stories. :D Okay, maybe she just wants him to be fat so he will be emotionally dependent on her. Maybe she is trying to get his self-esteem lower so he will join a cult or so that she can dominate him. I seldom do femdom, but George seems like a natural sub. And the Kramer idea- neat! It would be his first crazy idea to actually work! He could get rich and powerful, so that he suddenly has money to throw away on crazy ideas.
 
GratefulFred said:
Krammer invents a new female sex toy. Jerry is turned on by a sexy comedian who laughs during sex. Elaine finds out that the soup nazi's secret ingrediant is his own sperm. A skinny girl promises George a blow job so long as he gains 20 pounds.

How's that for a premise?
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Sounds as crazy as the show. :rolleyes: I do like the Soup Nazi thing, though. :D :eek:
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Those could work, too. Though why anyone would want George Costanza to GAIN weight is beyond me. Maybe she wants to fatten him up for cannibalistic reasons: oh, wait, I don't do snuff stories. :D Okay, maybe she just wants him to be fat so he will be emotionally dependent on her. Maybe she is trying to get his self-esteem lower so he will join a cult or so that she can dominate him.
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She wants George and Neuman to sumo wrestle. :eek:
 
She complains after she knows the secret ingredient? I don't know much about Elaine to know if she likes cum or not.
 
Hallowed Eve said:
She complains after she knows the secret ingredient? I don't know much about Elaine to know if she likes cum or not.
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Either that, or it's an excuse to get the "secret ingredient" straight from the source. Hence, "no soup for you" is code for "suck my cock and eat my cum directly".
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
That's always possible. That would be a revolting sight, though. IMO, that is.
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Yeah, mine too. I still can't see anything sexual happening from that cast of characters. It would certainly be a Humor and Satire tale, I think.
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Either that, or it's an excuse to get the "secret ingredient" straight from the source. Hence, "no soup for you" is code for "suck my cock and eat my cum directly".
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lol Okay.
 
Hallowed Eve said:
Yeah, mine too. I still can't see anything sexual happening from that cast of characters. It would certainly be a Humor and Satire tale, I think.
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Or a celeb story with those tags.
 
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