lovetoread
hello daddy
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2001
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1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
6) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
7) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.
8) I'm not a complete goober, some parts are missing.
9) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh-why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
11) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
12) God must love goobers; he made so many.
13) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14) It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
15) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
16) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
17) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
18) To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
19) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
20) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
21) Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
22) All men are goobers and I married their king!
23) Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
6) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
7) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.
8) I'm not a complete goober, some parts are missing.
9) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh-why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
11) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
12) God must love goobers; he made so many.
13) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14) It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
15) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
16) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
17) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
18) To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
19) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
20) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
21) Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
22) All men are goobers and I married their king!
23) Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
