Seeking woman for a phone call

[Hoosierboy317]

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[HoneyFortune]

I have this woman you can call. She's a real asshole. Deflects every criticism, claiming someone else made the mistake. Looks busy, but does no actual work. Heats up fish in the microwave in the middle of the office instead of the one down in the cafeteria. She has yellow teeth and matching fingernails. She would be perfect for you. You fucking fuck, lazy ass cheapskate who can't or won't pay for your own dial a hooker.

 

[Skiddles2015]

Sorry, loosierboy.

Only men and dykes post on the GB.

 

[HoneyFortune]

It's true. I have a penis.

 

[HoneyFortune]

just as the title says...I am seeking a woman for a phone call. I am a 32 year old and I would love to have a nice phone conversation with a beautiful woman tonight. I am more than happy to trade pics via PM as well

And... scene.

 

[Conager]

That went well.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Doesn't it always?

 

[ElijaRDC]

I have this woman you can call. She's a real asshole. Deflects every criticism, claiming someone else made the mistake. Looks busy, but does no actual work. Heats up fish in the microwave in the middle of the office instead of the one down in the cafeteria. She has yellow teeth and matching fingernails. She would be perfect for you. You fucking fuck, lazy ass cheapskate who can't or won't pay for your own dial a hooker.

Quit offering me up, damn it.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Quit offering me up, damn it.

Quit heating up that damn fish stew in the break room, you yellow tooth cunt.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Quit heating up that damn fish stew in the break room, you yellow tooth cunt.

Are you making an oblique reference to her vagina?

Or are you really talking about actual fish stew, because I had this Korean cuisine fish stew once and it was amazeballs delish I can't stress that enough. And I will eat it again if I ever find it being served.