Seeking submissive miss in NC

[BogartSlap]

(sigh) I'll probaby live to regret this, but...I'm currently stuck in NC, and seeking the companionship of a playful, bright, at least semi-enchanting, submissive miss. Best that you genuinely enjoy being spanked; can bear being whipped occasionally; and don't mind a sharp slap across the mouth when you're being, well, excessively "mouthy". Should also be a genuine slut at heart, who craves sex the way a junkie craves heroin. (Dimples, green eyes, a bit goth, brunette, are all a plus, but not required)
While I am probably not relentlessly thoughtful and kind, I feel that I can safely promise that I will never - no matter what the provocation - throw a live porcupine at you.
Myself, I'm alternately demanding, entertaining, melancholy, absent-minded, spontaneous, compassionate...depending upon the weather, the phase of the moon, and ten thousand other things. But I try to at least lead an interesting existence, and rarely does anyone round me get shot at anymore (so that's a plus, right?).
Please PM me, regarding your interest in the available position...that's a good girl. Thanks ever so much...

 

[Arianna22]

*smile* well I fit all of those... except I'm blonde... and in the UK! But I hope you find someone that meets all the things you want.

 

[BogartSlap]

If there's a God in Heaven...

*smile* well I fit all of those... except I'm blonde... and in the UK! But I hope you find someone that meets all the things you want.

If there's a God in Heaven, I'll get back to London sometime in the near future. Used to be over there regularly. Meantime, do take care, right?
(And I don't discriminate against blondes - I just feel obligated to go against the stereotypical male preference for them.)
Any road, thanks for saying "hello".

Safe home, all that,
Jack