Seeking my own darling bud of may...

[MattWolf]

It is May. Spring has sprung, it is the season of higher hemlines, friskiness and public flirtation.

I’m a professional guy (36, England) looking for a smart, sassy woman to help me stretch my sexual metaphors and tickle my erotic fancies.

We're busy people but the occasional email - sent illicitly from work and waited for with tingling anticipation - livens up the day.

Flirtation, intellectual stimulation, mutual fancy tickling, knicker elastic snapping, possibly dares, tasks and general spring-time sensuality all sought and encouraged.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Matt

 

[MattWolf]

a polite bump

 

[MattWolf]

I'm online now if anybody feels like chatting...

 

[MattWolf]

Would it be overly self-pitying to bemoan that I've only had one reply to this thread? And that from somebody who said they liked the sound of me but were already taken...

So many flowers in the garden, there must be a rose bud for me...

 

[MattWolf]

May 14th, and counting...

 

[MattWolf]

bump.

 

[MattWolf]

working from home today, if anybody feels like a chat

 

[MattWolf]

I'm feeling the need for the sins of outrageous flirtation.

 

[MattWolf]

May 22nd and still no flower.

 

[silentlife]

May 22nd and still no flower.

poor luv, couldnt stay in the shadows and let you suffer anymore when no one has replied on here.

 

[MattWolf]

thank you silentlife, I will take sympathy where I can get it

 

[slumbermama]

I love to flirt..but I am sadly married with children. Hope you find the right woman. Good luck!

 

[MattWolf]

Thank you Slumbermama.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Did I hear a request for a Rose bud?

 

[MattWolf]

Ah, thank you, all roses welcome.

Makes me think of the Yellow Rose of Texas, although I think the music is far better known than the lyrics.

 

[MattWolf]

Spring has truly sprung today, sunshine, a little warmth on the skin, bliss..

 

[MattWolf]

May 26th... counting down to the end of the month, at which point I'll have to start a whole other badly themed thread.

 

[MattWolf]

May is almost out, I'll have to retire this thread and think of some June related theme. Desperately searching my a June-bug, maybe?

 

[ladance]

as you see

uk posters seem quite unresponsive. If i was a little younger or you a little older flirty emails might be amusing.
Hope June proves fruitful for bug hunting and you snare yourself a pretty spectacular sort to enliven your days. x

 

[MattWolf]

Thanks for that, it is always nice at my age to find there are still a few things or places where I'm 'young'.

 

[ladance]

at your age...well even at my age i'm still young...just older than a lot of others in time passed not necessarily in my way of living life. I'm pretty sure there are far more available options at your age than mine...a pretty bug will be waiting ...just wait patiently with your hunters net poised to capture.

 

[MattWolf]

Then a bug hunting I shall go. And you are right, there are so many out there to be enticed, if one has the right kind of lure and net.

 

[hunnyblonde]

Then a bug hunting I shall go. And you are right, there are so many out there to be enticed, if one has the right kind of lure and net.

Haha...June bug. You are absolutely adorable. Dare I say .... "kissable." I find you kinda yummy. And by my clock, I've got in just minutes before midnight.

 

[MattWolf]

You must be somewhere in the eastern hemisphere, because by my clock you were already into June and rules are rules. However, we must recognise that the world is round, that square pegs do exist and that we must accommodate them...

Why is 'kissable' in inverted commas I ponder?

 

[MattWolf]

Does anybody mind terribly if I prolong this search into June. The month so far has been wet enough to be April let alone May.