Seeking Master........

[ExistentialLuv]

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male Master, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods on a choker chain. Riding in your pickup truck with my head between your legs. Hunting, camping and fishing trips, while pulling your gear. Cozy winter nights lying by the fire licking your feet. Candlelight dinners will have me eating peanut butter out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. If I am bad You may Spank Me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (555)875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Very cute. I recognize this. It was an ad placed in a paper that got about 15,000 responses. As it turns out, Daisy was a dog, and the ad had been placed by someone looking to give her away.

Btw, you should have posted this in the Cafe.