filt
Literotica Guru
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Evening all,
Another thread, not my first time at the rodeo. Probably my most opening thread and the one least likely to gain a reply but it’s quality I want so who needs loads of pm’s - if you pm I will reply even if it is just to thank you for taking the time to write to me.
Let’s get the potentially tricky things out of the way or the things I might get judge for. I am in a relationship, I am happy to explain the situation. Just because I am in a relationship it doesn’t mean you’re a secondary consideration or I will go awol for hours on end. I mean, I sleep and I work but if I want you to come and be part of the ride that involves you being part of my day, a significant part.
Secondly, “mutuality”. I am not expecting you to give me pleasure or entertainment with nothing in return and I am certainly not going to do the same for you. I am fairly articulate, I make an effort to paint a vivid picture in your mind and I think it’s fair to expect the same in return. I also want to get to know about you as a person because, whilst this is Lit, we will both get bored of each other quickly if we are one dimensional.
I have a vivid imagination, a foul sense of humour - shock and awe humour amuses me. I know it’s not for everyone and, if it’s not for you I respect that. Voice and sound are a huge stimulus for me so whilst it’s for the future, I would like to you feel similarly. I am open minded to meeting if the connection and trust is there so let’s see where we go.
A little about me, I’m in Hertfordshire, 36 - not for much longer. 6’6, stockily built (train most days now), shaved brown hair, green eyes, wear glasses (I thought my old dear was bluffing when she said “you’ll go blind”), huge hands with thick fingers and size 14 feet that have Marlon in JD Sports baffled how it’s even possible when they don’t not sell anything over a 12. I have realised that I have
So, we are here for a good time, not a long time. Be brave and drop me a line, the worst that will happen is I’ll say something offensive and you’ll decide my humour isn’t your cup of chai.
Where you’re from is not a major deal to me but I would like to talk to you so if you think time zones are going to be a problem let’s have a chat and see if it works or not!
Another thread, not my first time at the rodeo. Probably my most opening thread and the one least likely to gain a reply but it’s quality I want so who needs loads of pm’s - if you pm I will reply even if it is just to thank you for taking the time to write to me.
Let’s get the potentially tricky things out of the way or the things I might get judge for. I am in a relationship, I am happy to explain the situation. Just because I am in a relationship it doesn’t mean you’re a secondary consideration or I will go awol for hours on end. I mean, I sleep and I work but if I want you to come and be part of the ride that involves you being part of my day, a significant part.
Secondly, “mutuality”. I am not expecting you to give me pleasure or entertainment with nothing in return and I am certainly not going to do the same for you. I am fairly articulate, I make an effort to paint a vivid picture in your mind and I think it’s fair to expect the same in return. I also want to get to know about you as a person because, whilst this is Lit, we will both get bored of each other quickly if we are one dimensional.
I have a vivid imagination, a foul sense of humour - shock and awe humour amuses me. I know it’s not for everyone and, if it’s not for you I respect that. Voice and sound are a huge stimulus for me so whilst it’s for the future, I would like to you feel similarly. I am open minded to meeting if the connection and trust is there so let’s see where we go.
A little about me, I’m in Hertfordshire, 36 - not for much longer. 6’6, stockily built (train most days now), shaved brown hair, green eyes, wear glasses (I thought my old dear was bluffing when she said “you’ll go blind”), huge hands with thick fingers and size 14 feet that have Marlon in JD Sports baffled how it’s even possible when they don’t not sell anything over a 12. I have realised that I have
So, we are here for a good time, not a long time. Be brave and drop me a line, the worst that will happen is I’ll say something offensive and you’ll decide my humour isn’t your cup of chai.
Where you’re from is not a major deal to me but I would like to talk to you so if you think time zones are going to be a problem let’s have a chat and see if it works or not!
We're all a bit nuts here.
