Seeking humorous chicks

[RetroVerses]

Are you a chick? Are you funny? If so, then keep reading.

I'm relatively new to Lit but I've lurked a while. I am not looking for anything "serious". Just some light talk, being open to random, some impulsiveness and just generally engaging.

I'm a guy looking for cool chicks who may want to try their hand at laughing with me. If not, then maybe we have learned something interesting from one another.

My hobbies include the general stuff that everyone says but to be more precise. Music that consists of The Smashing Pumpkins, The Foo Fighters, to Johnny Cash and The Black Keys. Movies and Shows that are too many to list.

If you need a talking point. Tell me why or why not the Sisqo song "The Thong Song" is the perfect date song. Just...you know something to get you started with.

 

[RetroVerses]

Next random topic starter: Do you prefer chicken tenders or chicken nuggets?

 

[Desire_Girl]

Hmm, tough choice. I'd have to go with nuggets..

 

[RetroVerses]

Why do the nuggets win out? I mean, chicken tenders are bigger. Is there such a thing as food to size ratio? Because chicken tenders are just killing tenders on that. Hmm, is there some biased unknown to picking which one. For example, Desire how tall are you?

 

[RetroVerses]

New topic....change of pace. Would you rather fuck the top half of Emma Watson's body with the bottom half of Hulk Hogan's body or the top half of Hulk Hogan's body with the bottom half of Emma Watson's body?

 

[DeadlyDream]

The first option. I would not want to stare at his face.

 

[Misshotndeep]

New topic....change of pace. Would you rather fuck the top half of Emma Watson's body with the bottom half of Hulk Hogan's body or the top half of Hulk Hogan's body with the bottom half of Emma Watson's body?

I’d pass on the whole thing.