Seeking explanatory short on beergut/penetration

[perderla]

Hi y'all-

I would really appreciate your advice on the following dilemma: My girlfriend's belly gets in the way of her pounding me up to the base of her cock...frustrating even at 7 1/2 inches, huh? What techniques or strategies could a kind raunchy author suggest for giving it to a slut when you've got a beergut...? I would be deeply, deeply gratified to read your responses (and something tells me I wouldn't be the only one

 

[neonlyte]

Welcome.


A hoist




Take turns

 

[Stella_Omega]

Have her lie on her back, and sit over her-- good exercise for your thighs, too!

 

[maggot420]

Hi y'all-

I would really appreciate your advice on the following dilemma: My girlfriend's belly gets in the way of her pounding me up to the base of her cock...frustrating even at 7 1/2 inches, huh? What techniques or strategies could a kind raunchy author suggest for giving it to a slut when you've got a beergut...? I would be deeply, deeply gratified to read your responses (and something tells me I wouldn't be the only one

Anyone asking advise about how to have sex with their girlfriend and her cock sorta goes beyond the realm of my experience. Good luck tho.

 

[tickledkitty]

What techniques or strategies could a kind raunchy author suggest for giving it to a slut when you've got a beergut...? I would be deeply, deeply gratified to read your responses (and something tells me I wouldn't be the only one

Right, 'cause us porn writers know it ALL.

 

[jomar]

When you mentioned 'her cock' my thought was to get a longer strapon. But that may not be the case case here. Good luck!

 

[NoJo]

So your girlfriend has a cock? Cool: Forget sex -- you can pimp her for over $3,000 a day.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

When you mentioned 'her cock' my thought was to get a longer strapon. But that may not be the case case here. Good luck!

I said it before, and I'll say it again, it's just getting odder and odder by the day....

 

[jomar]

I said it before, and I'll say it again, it's just getting odder and odder by the day....

Deja vu all over again.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Right, 'cause us porn writers know it ALL.

We need porn writers with extensive professional backgrounds in anatomy, physiology, and kinesthesiology.

 

[NoJo]

Deja vu all over again.

Deja vu all over again.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

A hoist

How about a girdle?

 

[fieryjen]

I'm more confused as to whose belly is the problem here.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Can anyone say Hermaphrodite?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I still wanna swap sexes with my wife for a day.

 

[LoquaciousLady]

I'm kind of thinking if your girlfriend has a beergut and a cock you may be a little confused about a few things. I would hate to see you on Springer's next "I Accidentally Married Another Man" episode so let me clarify the facts of life: boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

And women with beerguts are a realm of hillbilly I can't begin to contemplate. I mean, there's fat, overweight, soft in the middle,a bit of a belly but, dude, you called this thing a "beergut." Does s/he also wear wife-beaters and a trucker hat and chew tobacco?

 

[Katyusha]

I'm more confused as to whose belly is the problem here.

LMAO Me too. I read the OP ten times to make sure I was reading it right.

 

[Katyusha]

I still wanna swap sexes with my wife for a day.

Just as long as you don't do it while she's about to start or already on her period...

Or wait, maybe that would be a good thing. A man who actually knows what we go through!

 

[fieryjen]

I still wanna swap sexes with my wife for a day.

I could do maybe twenty minutes, but a whole day of being the other sex would be a bit scary, I think.

Just as long as you don't do it while she's about to start or already on her period...

Or wait, maybe that would be a good thing. A man who actually knows what we go through!

Hee

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Just as long as you don't do it while she's about to start or already on her period...

Or wait, maybe that would be a good thing. A man who actually knows what we go through!

If only you had a cock like the OP's girlfriend does, eh?

On second thought...since she's still a "she," I don't think I'd like having a penis in menstruation for a week every month...

 

[LoquaciousLady]

I could do maybe twenty minutes, but a whole day of being the other sex would be a bit scary, I think.

It would take me at least half the day to be done playing with my new dangly bits so I'm thinking a full day would be nice.

 

[Katyusha]

If only you had a cock like the OP's girlfriend does, eh?

For a little while, sure!

On second thought...since she's still a "she," I don't think I'd like having a penis in menstruation for a week every month...

Oh lord...I don't want to think about that...

 

[xssve]

How silly. Doggie style of course.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm kind of thinking if your girlfriend has a beergut and a cock you may be a little confused about a few things. I would hate to see you on Springer's next "I Accidentally Married Another Man" episode so let me clarify the facts of life: boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

And women with beerguts are a realm of hillbilly I can't begin to contemplate. I mean, there's fat, overweight, soft in the middle,a bit of a belly but, dude, you called this thing a "beergut." Does s/he also wear wife-beaters and a trucker hat and chew tobacco?

Listen dollink... There are women out there that are really big girls. Some of them wear strapons.

And, we use whichever pronoun our friend wishes us to use-- If this is a penis-bearing person who wants to be called "She" we do so, 'cause that's polite. (Whether we continue calling them a woman, of course depends on a few other variables, like if they deserve the inclusion once we get to know them)

And really, the best way to be penetrated by an obese partner, is having the penetrator on his or her back, and let gravity work its magic on their flesh and your internals...

 

[fieryjen]

Listen dollink... There are women out there that are really big girls. Some of them wear strapons.

And, we use whichever pronoun our friend wishes us to use-- If this is a penis-bearing person who wants to be called "She" we do so, 'cause that's polite. (Whether we continue calling them a woman, of course depends on a few other variables, like if they deserve the inclusion once we get to know them)

And really, the best way to be penetrated by an obese partner, is having the penetrator on his or her back, and let gravity work its magic on their flesh and your internals...

Thanks for the post, Stella. I really, honestly still don't understand whose beergut the OP is talking about, and what the exact problem is. I'd think the situation would be a bit different depending on whether the penetrator or the penetratee (is that a word?) is the one with the large belly. No?