Seeking distance online sub for SSD

[thompdercville]

With my line of work it is nearly impossible to maintain a strong dim/sub relationship with anyone local. Plus there are so few true subs in my area. I have been a dom for ten years and seeking an ongoing long distance online submissive. I am seeking females only. I guarantee safety and discretion. This would also have an opportunity for a future meeting in person.

 

[Vixandra]

Try the BDSM personals in the Lit personals area, should have better luck there. Or try collarme.com, should be even easier there. I have seen a lot of ads of women looking for online only for whatever reason.

 

[rosco rathbone]

...too many smartass remarks possible...SOC7Abend!

 

[StrayKat]

...too many smartass remarks possible...SOC7Abend!

The number of, especially "online only relationships" types of threads I refrain myself from commenting on...

 

[KoPilot]

dim/sub

Mmm, I love Chinese food.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I have always wondered what a true sub is?

Is that like a superhero type of sub or something or that they are not an untrue sub.

 

[Loverskitten]

Mmm, I love Chinese food.

Hehehehe

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I have always wondered what a true sub is?

Is that like a superhero type of sub or something or that they are not an untrue sub.

It's a pretty long process. You have to take a written and oral (hah) exam to start. Then there's an extensive testing process in not standing up for yourself and allowing your being to be dragged through cow manure at a high speed by inept PYLs and abusive boyfriends who pretend to domination. If you pass all these tests, you still have to hand over your ability to spell appropriately and type with any sort of clarity whatsoever. You can see how this would limit the number of true subs on the internet and lead to many Doms looking for their Latest Harem Sub with naught more but empty frustrations to bear as they shuffly their decrepit little feet away.

 

[jammin177]

It's a pretty long process. You have to take a written and oral (hah) exam to start. Then there's an extensive testing process in not standing up for yourself and allowing your being to be dragged through cow manure at a high speed by inept PYLs and abusive boyfriends who pretend to domination. If you pass all these tests, you still have to hand over your ability to spell appropriately and type with any sort of clarity whatsoever. You can see how this would limit the number of true subs on the internet and lead to many Doms looking for their Latest Harem Sub with naught more but empty frustrations to bear as they shuffly their decrepit little feet away.

what?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

what?

it's a joke, dearie. do try to keep up.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

It's a pretty long process. You have to take a written and oral (hah) exam to start. Then there's an extensive testing process in not standing up for yourself and allowing your being to be dragged through cow manure at a high speed by inept PYLs and abusive boyfriends who pretend to domination. If you pass all these tests, you still have to hand over your ability to spell appropriately and type with any sort of clarity whatsoever. You can see how this would limit the number of true subs on the internet and lead to many Doms looking for their Latest Harem Sub with naught more but empty frustrations to bear as they shuffly their decrepit little feet away.

Wow, all that. It just sounds too much like hard work and the cow manure just sounds wrong.

I think they also have to do a how should I be punished post as a final test.

As i failed online subbery 101 quite nicely. I kept forgetting to show my respect by capitalising certain letters I think I will just have to revel in my untrue subishness.

Thank you for clearing that up for me

 

[BiBunny]

Dare I ask what the fuck SSD means?

 

[Keroin]

Dare I ask what the fuck SSD means?

Super Special Dancing?

Some Scary Dingos?

Solid State Drive?

Soup Sucking Dinner?

 

[Loverskitten]

Dare I ask what the fuck SSD means?

Some Small Dick?

Super Sucky Domination?

Stank Smelling Dude?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Dare I ask what the fuck SSD means?

Sub Standard Domination? For subs that have standards of course...not suggesting sub par domination at all.. nope...honestly I know so little about golf focused D/s.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Sub Standard Domination? For subs that have standards of course...not suggesting sub par domination at all.. nope...honestly I know so little about golf focused D/s.

I wonder what the handicap would be for that?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I wonder what the handicap would be for that?

Gosh, do they wear hats? Handicuffs seem appropriate, I think.

 

[BiBunny]

I love all of y'all so much.

 

[His_pet_slut]

I have always wondered what a true sub is?

Is that like a superhero type of sub or something or that they are not an untrue sub.

We wear truesub underoos...didn't you receive yours after you took the secret pledge?

 

[midwestyankee]

Dare I ask what the fuck SSD means?

I'm still stuck on dim/sub, which sounds a lot like Chinese brunch served by a waiter with a really bad cold.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I'm still stuck on dim/sub, which sounds a lot like Chinese brunch served by a waiter with a really bad cold.

That just does snot sound appetizing. At all.

 

[IrisAlthea]

That just does snot sound appetizing. At all.

Do post a warning when you are going to be that funny, please. *wiping tea off the screen*

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Do post a warning when you are going to be that funny, please. *wiping tea off the screen*

Clearly we have now located the individual that infected our dear chinese food waiter.

 

[midwestyankee]

Clearly we have now located the individual that infected our dear chinese food waiter.

Makes you wonder about that "green tea" too, doesn't it?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Makes you wonder about that "green tea" too, doesn't it?

I thought it tasted unusually acrid...