seek pussy to wash my face

[rolestraight]

Straddle me, and use your liquids to wash my chin, cheeks, nose, forehead, and tongue as you straddle over me

 

[SweetErika]

This is How To, where people ask and answer questions in an effort to seek or give advice. It sounds like you're looking for the Personals Forum (or possibly Sexual Roleplay, since you don't give any info on who or where you are).

If you're going to write a personal ad, it'd be a good idea to describe who you are and what you're looking for as coherently as possible. If you want a real life interaction (as opposed to cyber/phone sex, etc.), you should give your area in the title, e.g. "Misguided Male Seeks Pussy in New York City."

Actually make an effort to present yourself well, get to know other members as people and show some intelligence to distinguish yourself from all the other guys looking for free, easy sex. Keep in mind that the ladies here are smart human beings who don't exist to get you off. If you want quick, easy sex, your best bet is a hooker.

 

[rolestraight]

thanks for explanation...

As a newby here, I am having trouble navigating. One thing that surprises me: the lack of any real writing skills among the people who may think they are creative writers. Sorry for this harsh comment, but it amazes me. Again, thanks for taking the time to help.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

As a newby here, I am having trouble navigating. One thing that surprises me: the lack of any real writing skills among the people who may think they are creative writers. Sorry for this harsh comment, but it amazes me. Again, thanks for taking the time to help.

You are a charmer aren't you!

 

[koalabear]

As a newby here, I am having trouble navigating. One thing that surprises me: the lack of any real writing skills among the people who may think they are creative writers. Sorry for this harsh comment, but it amazes me. Again, thanks for taking the time to help.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/Animation4.gif​

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/Animation4.gif​

Biography:
tall, healthy, endowed, creative, intelligent, open and forthcoming if you show me you have earned it

makes one wonder why he needs a personal ad.

 

[realcoolhand]

Biography:
tall, healthy, endowed, creative, intelligent, open and forthcoming if you show me you have earned it

makes one wonder why he needs a personal ad.

Maybe he's too freaky for the bar scene. Sometimes even guys who would otherwise be standouts in the vanilla world don't know exactly how to communicate a fetish to prospective partners, and the relative anonymity of an online message board can afford them an opportunity to express their preferences without fear that they'll be judged by others. Just a thought.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Maybe he's too freaky for the bar scene. Sometimes even guys who would otherwise be standouts in the vanilla world don't know exactly how to communicate a fetish to prospective partners, and the relative anonymity of an online message board can afford them an opportunity to express their preferences without fear that they'll be judged by others. Just a thought.

sorry dude. "show me you've earned it" is a jack ass thing to have on your profile.

 

[rolestraight]

well you've all proven my point

Writers???

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Writers???

Nope!

Any luck with this ad? of course not....

 

[tandoor]

Lit can be fuckin' brutal. LOL.. I love it.

 

[rolestraight]

Finallly! Someone who has a clue!

Not someone who proves his creative ability with "dude" ...puke

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Not someone who proves his creative ability with "dude" ...puke

TRANSLATION: That was my alt and I still got no action

Move along Junior...

 

[firstclassmale]

yeah its brutal but I stay on it and once in a while you meet a really cool person when your least expecting it.just post and have fun eventually someone realizes your not out to notch another one on your belt.hell I enjoy flirting and talking as much as anythjing else.but I am older so not to many gals to have fun with.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

yeah its brutal but I stay on it and once in a while you meet a really cool person when your least expecting it.just post and have fun eventually someone realizes your not out to notch another one on your belt.hell I enjoy flirting and talking as much as anythjing else.but I am older so not to many gals to have fun with.

Older is not a bad thing. This guy is just a dick though.

 

[firstclassmale]

I agree older is not a bad thing at all.In my case 50 plus but I dont mind.and yes I think there are a lot of younger people on lit.but talking with older flks is great just takes a little longer I guess.