JohnnyBrando99
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…..for dirty chats, extreme acts, taboo exploration and filthy play in real time.
I am looking specifically for a married woman with a high sex-drive who craves to cheat on her husband with a stranger and who gets off on defiling her marriage.
You should be totally depraved and be excited by humiliation; degradation; dirty talk; name calling (no political correctness); public exhibitionism (in safety); extreme masturbation including cunt insertions with large and uncommon objects; masturbating in public situations (car, parking lot, shopping mall, library, theatre, club, restaurant, backyard, beach, recreation park etcetera); masturbating at work and at homes of friends and relatives; seducing younger and older males and females and posing obscenely for them; ethnic interactions; same sex exploration; fulfillment of fantasies and fetishes; animal acquaintance; toilet activities and incest.
I prefer females with very large, low-hanging, vein-lined, stretched-marked, saggy tits with extra long nipples and a huge, loose, hairy cunt with thick, meaty cunt lips.
Also, I prefer classy English and other European ladies as well as upmarket (but secretly slutty trashy) Southern Belles from the United States of America.
However, my above preferences are certainly not pre-requisites and married women (including pregnant) of any age, race or size are welcome to apply.
Essentially, I seek a horny woman who is very intelligent, articulate, well-educated, open-minded and free from sexual suppression and repression with a public persona of being respectable, properly-mannered, conservative, sophisticated, stylish, refined, dignified and high-class. However, in her privacy, she desires to release the unladylike side of her personality to reveal an indecent, disgusting, nasty, trashy, dirty, depraved, low-class, cheating, married slut.
You should have no limits or very few. In addition, being completely perverted and possessing a filthy mind and a vulgar mouth will be to your great advantage.
To distinguish this advertisement from others, it is not necessary for you to entertain me with your renowned good sense of humour. However, if I could watch as you are naked while playing solo cello from the Cello Concerto in B Minor, Opus 104 by Antonín Dvořák on an original Nicolo Amati cello; singing rousing Welsh hymns in the Welsh language; making Greek souvlaki for an entrée; preparing Hungarian stuffed cabbage leaves for the main course and Russian quark-cheese filled Blintzes with sour cherry sauce and whipped cream for dessert; I would very much admire your sexuality, aesthetics, musicology and culinary skills (not to mention your multiple-dexterity) but I am uncertain in which order of significance I would place them.
However, I do consider it necessary for you to have a reasonably detailed profile, to have written at least a few posts and to not use in your message text-speak, abbreviations or acronyms and to use complete sentences with proper grammar, punctuation, spelling and spacing. Also, include some personal details.
Use Skype (preferably) or Kik for real-time communication.
To my dear readers, do grasp the simple concept that this is strictly a private advertisement not a public forum open to uninvited comments and debate. I never read the replies in my advertisements (they are instantly hidden from my view) except in very rare specific circumstances and you may have observed that I never respond to them in my threads.
If by a magical moment of finicky fate or by deliberate divine intervention, you are an intelligent, articulate, classy, filthy-minded, married woman with a burning bush desire to meet my requirements, feel free to reply with a private message. The more extreme, dirty, perverted, depraved and slutty you are the better.
Please respect my requirements otherwise, if you send a message without meeting all of them, I will not respond.
Thank you for taking the time to read this advertisement.
Love and Peace
Johnny
I am looking specifically for a married woman with a high sex-drive who craves to cheat on her husband with a stranger and who gets off on defiling her marriage.
You should be totally depraved and be excited by humiliation; degradation; dirty talk; name calling (no political correctness); public exhibitionism (in safety); extreme masturbation including cunt insertions with large and uncommon objects; masturbating in public situations (car, parking lot, shopping mall, library, theatre, club, restaurant, backyard, beach, recreation park etcetera); masturbating at work and at homes of friends and relatives; seducing younger and older males and females and posing obscenely for them; ethnic interactions; same sex exploration; fulfillment of fantasies and fetishes; animal acquaintance; toilet activities and incest.
I prefer females with very large, low-hanging, vein-lined, stretched-marked, saggy tits with extra long nipples and a huge, loose, hairy cunt with thick, meaty cunt lips.
Also, I prefer classy English and other European ladies as well as upmarket (but secretly slutty trashy) Southern Belles from the United States of America.
However, my above preferences are certainly not pre-requisites and married women (including pregnant) of any age, race or size are welcome to apply.
Essentially, I seek a horny woman who is very intelligent, articulate, well-educated, open-minded and free from sexual suppression and repression with a public persona of being respectable, properly-mannered, conservative, sophisticated, stylish, refined, dignified and high-class. However, in her privacy, she desires to release the unladylike side of her personality to reveal an indecent, disgusting, nasty, trashy, dirty, depraved, low-class, cheating, married slut.
You should have no limits or very few. In addition, being completely perverted and possessing a filthy mind and a vulgar mouth will be to your great advantage.
To distinguish this advertisement from others, it is not necessary for you to entertain me with your renowned good sense of humour. However, if I could watch as you are naked while playing solo cello from the Cello Concerto in B Minor, Opus 104 by Antonín Dvořák on an original Nicolo Amati cello; singing rousing Welsh hymns in the Welsh language; making Greek souvlaki for an entrée; preparing Hungarian stuffed cabbage leaves for the main course and Russian quark-cheese filled Blintzes with sour cherry sauce and whipped cream for dessert; I would very much admire your sexuality, aesthetics, musicology and culinary skills (not to mention your multiple-dexterity) but I am uncertain in which order of significance I would place them.
However, I do consider it necessary for you to have a reasonably detailed profile, to have written at least a few posts and to not use in your message text-speak, abbreviations or acronyms and to use complete sentences with proper grammar, punctuation, spelling and spacing. Also, include some personal details.
Use Skype (preferably) or Kik for real-time communication.
To my dear readers, do grasp the simple concept that this is strictly a private advertisement not a public forum open to uninvited comments and debate. I never read the replies in my advertisements (they are instantly hidden from my view) except in very rare specific circumstances and you may have observed that I never respond to them in my threads.
If by a magical moment of finicky fate or by deliberate divine intervention, you are an intelligent, articulate, classy, filthy-minded, married woman with a burning bush desire to meet my requirements, feel free to reply with a private message. The more extreme, dirty, perverted, depraved and slutty you are the better.
Please respect my requirements otherwise, if you send a message without meeting all of them, I will not respond.
Thank you for taking the time to read this advertisement.
Love and Peace
Johnny
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