JohnnyBrando99
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WARNING: If you are offended by sexually explicit descriptions and extreme sexual themes, I respectfully suggest that you please do not read any further, just ignore this post and look elsewhere for your prospective partners. I can not be any more unambiguous or fair.
I am searching specifically for women with the qualities of being highly intelligent, articulate and educated as well as of appearing in public as conservative, cultured, reserved, respectable, decent, dignified, properly-mannered, sophisticated, superior, stylish and very classy. However, in their privacy, they have confessed contradictory needs to explore their dark, dirty and depraved side. They desire to be sexually uninhibited with no personal inhibitions, no societal constraints or no concern about the conforming views of others.
Women who now admit they want to be sexually treated by a stranger as vulgar, inferior, low-class, gutter whores and worthless, cheap cunts. Who need to act as disgraceful, filthy sluts and who require getting off by feeling completely humiliated, degraded, physically used and verbally abused.
You may be a sexually unfulfilled, professional, lady-like woman of high standing in the community; a younger woman who is a university graduate or who is currently attending a college; a married woman who due to circumstances is expected to only attend to wifely and family duties; a woman with a sexually unsuitable boyfriend or a single woman who has not found a matching partner offline.
However, you all share cravings to be sexually debased, degraded, dehumanised, shamed, and objectified and to have removed every scrap of dignity and self-respect remaining so as to be reduced to the lowest level of filth, whoredom and sluttiness possible.
Suitable applicants should enjoy taboo subjects; public lewd exhibitionism (without bra and panties) and public use by strangers (both only under safe conditions); teasing and seducing younger and older males and females; extreme masturbation at home (including cunt insertions of large and unusual objects for filling and stretching); masturbation at work, public places and homes of relatives and friends; dirty talk; unrestricted name calling including self verbal degradation; making denigrating comments about families and friends; comparing themselves unfavourably to girlfriends and to other ethnic races without political correctness; playing with dogs and other animals; toilet acts and incest.
In other words, I only seek the type of depraved women who realistically need to do the type of degrading and humiliating things which so called "respectable" and "normal" women will not do and who are not able to give the slightest hint to their husband, boyfriend, partner or close friends as to how incredibly aroused they are by these perverted acts because they are considered to be socially unacceptable by the generally conservative population.
However, to make it perfectly clear, the suitable women I seek do not actually have low self-esteem or lack self-respect but possess a deep need to be brought down to the lowest level of their existence purely for their sexual excitement without reference to the conventional norms of behaviour and without regard to public perceptions of their value, worth, dignity, feelings and comfort.
Like all people here and offline, I have my preferences:
I prefer married women who are addicted to cheating on their husband with a stranger so as to defile their marriage or any filthy women over the age of 40 (no upper age limit).
I do have a preference for women with enormous, low-hanging, stretched-marked, saggy tits with very long nipples and a huge, loose, hairy cunt with very meaty cunt-lips.
I favour classy, cultured, English and other European women. Also, I am attracted to Southern Ladies from the United States of America probably because of a combination of their sugary Southern accent, their talent for cooking the most deliciously heavy meals and rich desserts and of course, their almost innate capacity to publicly appear as ever so sweet and innocent which often conceal their inner hunger to be a dirty, immoral, shameless slut.
Being a cheating wife, a fleshy female, a classy European woman or a Southern Lady are venerable virtues but definitely not pre-requisites as I do not wish to superficially discriminate against any type of woman from anywhere. Predominantly, I seek women who are very intelligent and articulate; who are open-minded; who are excited by the thought and act of being a dirty, filthy, perverted, depraved slut (the filthier, kinkier, more vulgar and unladylike the better); who desire to explore taboos and who have no limits or very few.
If you are a woman who feels that you do or can meet my requirements, please feel free to send me a private message.
However, the following strict conditions apply or I shall not respond:
Be a genuine female with a detailed profile and with at least a few relevant posts.
Your message should be coherent, reflect a degree of higher intelligence and not contain only three or four lines of semi-literate, meaningless, monosyllabic, clichéd, introductory words. (Do try to be a little imaginative.)
Do not use text-speak, abbreviations or acronyms and use complete sentences with proper grammar, punctuation, spelling and spacing.
If you are offended by the usage of the word "cunt" and refer to it with that infantile, indefensible, cutesy, ridiculous, euphemistic word “pussy," then please do not contact me. A pussy is a cat and a cunt is a cunt is a cunt.
Please provide some information about yourself including marital status; age bracket; whether you are a professional woman, a student or a wife with home duties; racial background and sexual interests. Also, describe in general detail your face and body.
Skype (preferably) or Kik are required for real-time communication.
For those with a solipsistic mind, I bring to your attention that this is my advertisement therefore, my rules apply.
If you are a sexually conservative, repressed, inhibited and insecure female or male and offended by this advertisement, do not bother telling me by posting a reply as I really do not care what you think and I do not need your moral judgement, negative criticism or condemnation. I never read the replies in my advertisements (they are instantly hidden from my view) except in very rare specific circumstances and you may have observed that I never respond to them in my threads. Do grasp the simple concept that this is strictly a private advertisement not a public forum open to uninvited comments and debate.
If you are female and object for whatever reason to the contents of this advertisement but have continued reading to this point, you must take responsibility for your own irrational action as you were politely warned at the beginning and your persistence of reading it at least to almost the end reveals a lot more about you than me.
However, if you have arrived at the conclusion that I am not the man for you, then with my best wishes and without hard feelings, I propose that you simply ignore me and read other advertisements as among the thousands of males on this site, you should eventually find one compatible with your sexual needs. Good luck.
If you have managed to reach the end of this literary journey, I thank you for taking the time and having the endurance to read this long, demanding, didactic dissertation.
Love and Peace
Johnny
Postscript
In case you are wondering why this advertisement is so long and detailed the answer is totally pragmatic: It saves the time, effort and monotony of endlessly repeating myself in private messages.
I am searching specifically for women with the qualities of being highly intelligent, articulate and educated as well as of appearing in public as conservative, cultured, reserved, respectable, decent, dignified, properly-mannered, sophisticated, superior, stylish and very classy. However, in their privacy, they have confessed contradictory needs to explore their dark, dirty and depraved side. They desire to be sexually uninhibited with no personal inhibitions, no societal constraints or no concern about the conforming views of others.
Women who now admit they want to be sexually treated by a stranger as vulgar, inferior, low-class, gutter whores and worthless, cheap cunts. Who need to act as disgraceful, filthy sluts and who require getting off by feeling completely humiliated, degraded, physically used and verbally abused.
You may be a sexually unfulfilled, professional, lady-like woman of high standing in the community; a younger woman who is a university graduate or who is currently attending a college; a married woman who due to circumstances is expected to only attend to wifely and family duties; a woman with a sexually unsuitable boyfriend or a single woman who has not found a matching partner offline.
However, you all share cravings to be sexually debased, degraded, dehumanised, shamed, and objectified and to have removed every scrap of dignity and self-respect remaining so as to be reduced to the lowest level of filth, whoredom and sluttiness possible.
Suitable applicants should enjoy taboo subjects; public lewd exhibitionism (without bra and panties) and public use by strangers (both only under safe conditions); teasing and seducing younger and older males and females; extreme masturbation at home (including cunt insertions of large and unusual objects for filling and stretching); masturbation at work, public places and homes of relatives and friends; dirty talk; unrestricted name calling including self verbal degradation; making denigrating comments about families and friends; comparing themselves unfavourably to girlfriends and to other ethnic races without political correctness; playing with dogs and other animals; toilet acts and incest.
In other words, I only seek the type of depraved women who realistically need to do the type of degrading and humiliating things which so called "respectable" and "normal" women will not do and who are not able to give the slightest hint to their husband, boyfriend, partner or close friends as to how incredibly aroused they are by these perverted acts because they are considered to be socially unacceptable by the generally conservative population.
However, to make it perfectly clear, the suitable women I seek do not actually have low self-esteem or lack self-respect but possess a deep need to be brought down to the lowest level of their existence purely for their sexual excitement without reference to the conventional norms of behaviour and without regard to public perceptions of their value, worth, dignity, feelings and comfort.
Like all people here and offline, I have my preferences:
I prefer married women who are addicted to cheating on their husband with a stranger so as to defile their marriage or any filthy women over the age of 40 (no upper age limit).
I do have a preference for women with enormous, low-hanging, stretched-marked, saggy tits with very long nipples and a huge, loose, hairy cunt with very meaty cunt-lips.
I favour classy, cultured, English and other European women. Also, I am attracted to Southern Ladies from the United States of America probably because of a combination of their sugary Southern accent, their talent for cooking the most deliciously heavy meals and rich desserts and of course, their almost innate capacity to publicly appear as ever so sweet and innocent which often conceal their inner hunger to be a dirty, immoral, shameless slut.
Being a cheating wife, a fleshy female, a classy European woman or a Southern Lady are venerable virtues but definitely not pre-requisites as I do not wish to superficially discriminate against any type of woman from anywhere. Predominantly, I seek women who are very intelligent and articulate; who are open-minded; who are excited by the thought and act of being a dirty, filthy, perverted, depraved slut (the filthier, kinkier, more vulgar and unladylike the better); who desire to explore taboos and who have no limits or very few.
If you are a woman who feels that you do or can meet my requirements, please feel free to send me a private message.
However, the following strict conditions apply or I shall not respond:
Be a genuine female with a detailed profile and with at least a few relevant posts.
Your message should be coherent, reflect a degree of higher intelligence and not contain only three or four lines of semi-literate, meaningless, monosyllabic, clichéd, introductory words. (Do try to be a little imaginative.)
Do not use text-speak, abbreviations or acronyms and use complete sentences with proper grammar, punctuation, spelling and spacing.
If you are offended by the usage of the word "cunt" and refer to it with that infantile, indefensible, cutesy, ridiculous, euphemistic word “pussy," then please do not contact me. A pussy is a cat and a cunt is a cunt is a cunt.
Please provide some information about yourself including marital status; age bracket; whether you are a professional woman, a student or a wife with home duties; racial background and sexual interests. Also, describe in general detail your face and body.
Skype (preferably) or Kik are required for real-time communication.
For those with a solipsistic mind, I bring to your attention that this is my advertisement therefore, my rules apply.
If you are a sexually conservative, repressed, inhibited and insecure female or male and offended by this advertisement, do not bother telling me by posting a reply as I really do not care what you think and I do not need your moral judgement, negative criticism or condemnation. I never read the replies in my advertisements (they are instantly hidden from my view) except in very rare specific circumstances and you may have observed that I never respond to them in my threads. Do grasp the simple concept that this is strictly a private advertisement not a public forum open to uninvited comments and debate.
If you are female and object for whatever reason to the contents of this advertisement but have continued reading to this point, you must take responsibility for your own irrational action as you were politely warned at the beginning and your persistence of reading it at least to almost the end reveals a lot more about you than me.
However, if you have arrived at the conclusion that I am not the man for you, then with my best wishes and without hard feelings, I propose that you simply ignore me and read other advertisements as among the thousands of males on this site, you should eventually find one compatible with your sexual needs. Good luck.
If you have managed to reach the end of this literary journey, I thank you for taking the time and having the endurance to read this long, demanding, didactic dissertation.
Love and Peace
Johnny
Postscript
In case you are wondering why this advertisement is so long and detailed the answer is totally pragmatic: It saves the time, effort and monotony of endlessly repeating myself in private messages.
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