Seeing assholes

[blobfish]

I went to the beach, and there was a girl in a bikini. She bent over, and I saw her asshole.

 

[blobfish]

Bump.

 

[blobfish]

Bump!

 

[blobfish]

Bumping it again.

 

[Lancecastor]

I went to the beach, and there was a girl in a bikini. She bent over, and I saw her asshole.

She had a mirror back there?

 

[blobfish]

She had a mirror back there?

I am confused!!

 

[Lancecastor]

I am confused!!

There's a revelation.

 

[blobfish]

There's a revelation.

Have you ever sneaked a peek at an asshole or what?

 

[CHNOPS]

Have you ever sneaked a peek at an asshole or what?

An asshole, yes. A what, no.

 

[blobfish]

An asshole, yes. A what, no.

What did it look like?

 

[CHNOPS]

What did it look like?

http://www.unboundedmedicine.com/wp-content/hemorrhoidal%20prolapse.jpg

 

[blobfish]

http://www.unboundedmedicine.com/wp-content/hemorrhoidal%20prolapse.jpg

That looks like a Metroid!

 

[BossMan62]

I went to the beach, and there was a girl in a bikini. She bent over, and I saw her asshole.

She probably wanted you to lick it a time or two.

 

[blobfish]

She probably wanted you to lick it a time or two.

Finger? Maybe.

 

[semen4her]

Someone needs to murder the fart wad known as blobfish.

 

[chillywilly2]

you made a statement in the op...who knew you were expecting a response

 

[QueenLevitra]

Someone needs to murder the fart wad known as blobfish.

I'm in!

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://dyingoverit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/fat-woman-outside-e1292526181182.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[blobfish]

Someone needs to murder the fart wad known as blobfish.

You've resorted to "fart wad"? I've come up with so many insults for you, and you give me "fart wad"? Tonguefuck my asshole, cumbum.

I'm in!

I'll be in you if you don't finish my laundry.

 

[blobfish]

Her thong too narrow? Maybe she needs her butt hole bleached.

It was just a lovely shade of chestnut.