Seducing my aunt

[joshgere70]

Hi. I need some help. I am 20 year old boy who has had a crush on his aunt for as long as I can remember. She is 37 and has two kids. She is one who is very hot and I know she will want to do it with me.

My problem is that I don't know how to make the first move. My uncle is never in town and her kids are small, so they go to school and sleep early at night.

Please help...

-Josh

 

[NomadLady]

Hi. I need some help. I am 20 year old boy who has had a crush on his aunt for as long as I can remember. She is 37 and has two kids. She is one who is very hot and I know she will want to do it with me.

My problem is that I don't know how to make the first move. My uncle is never in town and her kids are small, so they go to school and sleep early at night.

Please help...

-Josh

Whether she wants you to do it or not isn't the question. Do you really want to screw up your whole family dynamic for a roll in the hay? This women is FAMILY!!! and a sister or sister in law to your mom or dad. Don't do it and put some much needed distance between her and you!!!!!!!!!

 

[a75]

Although you wrote that she will want, I wouldn't advise you to try to seduce her actively. Think of the possible repercussions inside the family, in case you 're wrong!

Probably she has already caught on what you expect from her; don't ask me how, she is an experienced woman of double your age. Just behave in a way that she 'll feel assured, and find a way for the two of you to be often together and alone. If she 's really interested in you, sooner or later she 'll make the first move.

P/S: These games are a little bit dangerous, my friend. Why don't you better try with someone other?

 

[Tmmldr]

Hi. I need some help. I am 20 year old boy who has had a crush on his aunt for as long as I can remember. She is 37 and has two kids. She is one who is very hot and I know she will want to do it with me.

My problem is that I don't know how to make the first move. My uncle is never in town and her kids are small, so they go to school and sleep early at night.

Please help...

-Josh

It's a total loser, because IF it happened you'd just be a sport fuck to her....and you are totally hung up on her. So there's no mutual level of feelings and never will be.

Go get laid a couple times with some babes, then reconsider it.

 

[subwannabe]

It's possible you have a lot more going on in your mind than she does. You could get the surprise of your life if you try to seduce her and she freak's out. It's also possible she is just a tease and would freak out if you actually did make a move on her. Like the others have said, this is pretty much a lose, lose situation. You can't win so don't fuck up your family life over some wheels spinning around in your head. If you have to have an older woman find someone else to seduce that is not family.

 

[mark_j]

Hi. I need some help. I am 20 year old boy who has had a crush on his aunt for as long as I can remember. She is 37 and has two kids. She is one who is very hot and I know she will want to do it with me.

My problem is that I don't know how to make the first move. My uncle is never in town and her kids are small, so they go to school and sleep early at night.

Please help...

-Josh

Just ask her.

What have you got to lose except maybe some teeth when she slaps the living shit out of you?

Heheheheeh...

 

[_Virginia_]

How do you "know" that she feels the same? The odds are very, very much against this being true - and even if it is true and you end up "doing it with her", a sexual relationship with someone who is a) a family member and b) married CANNOT AND WILL NOT END WELL.

 

[bronco20]

i have to agree with the other posters....i have fantasized about having sex with my sister (ya its wierd-iknow) but i would not ever actually make a move on her for a multitude of reasons. cant harm anyone with a fantasy and thats where it should stay...

 

[ElijaRDC]

I cannot stress enough that you need to just forget about it. There is too much at stake here and no way it could possibly end well. Many of us have incest fantasies and that is just fine.... But they need to remain just that.

 

[bailadora]

Hi. I need some help. I am 20 year old boy who has had a crush on his aunt for as long as I can remember. She is 37 and has two kids. She is one who is very hot and I know she will want to do it with me.

My problem is that I don't know how to make the first move. My uncle is never in town and her kids are small, so they go to school and sleep early at night.

Please help...

-Josh

No. Your "problem" is that you are an immature boy who cares more about your fantasy than you do about your family and about how fucked up the inter-family dynamics would become when this came to light (because it would). Besides your uncle beating the everliving shit out of you, do you really want to force your parents into the difficult position of having to choose between a relationship with their kid or their sibling? I'm assuming those "two young kids" are your cousins. Do you not care that this scenario could cause dissension between their parents and threaten their security? The thing about incest - it never stays just between the two individuals. It's nasty tentacles have a way of reaching out and negatively impacting the rest of the familial unit. Do you really want to be shunned by the rest of your family all for the sake of getting your dick wet? FFS, grow up!

Keep it as wank fodder and move along to someone not related to you.

 

[saah0203]

No offense to anyone but anything incest related grosses me out. Maybe because my family are so close and the dynamics are different, I can't imagine this.

 

[Bystander]

take a plant
bash your aunt
on the head
but not too hard or she might end up dead
tie her up
disrobe her and oogle her stuff
have sex
then run away to to mex(ico)
because the cops will be after you
your parents will likely disown you
20 years later one of her kids will find you
and shoot you in the head
wait maybe you should just find some hot young girl instead (18+)

 

[ecclectic]

seek counseling. Or just put it in the same category as getting a 100k/year job where you get paid to stay home.

There is simply no good outcome, ever.

 

[silverwhisper]

josh quoth:
and i know she will want to do it with me.

if she didn't explicitly make the statement to you pointblank and in precisely those words, then no, you don't "know" that. and if you've gotten as far as thinking your uncle--who as has been pointed out is a sibling of one of your parents and will likely pound the fuck out of you in the bad way--is out of town a lot, keep this idea as nothing but your wank fantasy.

seek professional counseling b/c you've obviously been thinking about this a whole lot more than may be healthy.

ed

 

[JacobJames]

Bad Idea

I must agree with most of the ladies on here. Though it may sound great in your head - it is a very bad idea. Stick to the fantasy if you like.

 

[SamScribble]

Copy or print out all of the advice that these ladies have given you (even the advice of the not-so-lady ladies) and distribute it to your friends. It's very good advice. And then find yourself a 20-year-old girlfriend - or, if you really do find older women attractive, go for a 25-year-old. And by all means, enjoy incest fantasy stories. But keep in mind that that's what these stories are (or should be), just fantasies. Have a good life, Joshgere70.

 

[Young Knave]

Lol. You obviously don't spend enough time in the stories section. All you have to do is set up some kind of situation where your aunt can wander in on you while you're wanking. Nothing gets a hot relative to drop her panties faster.

 

[faulknerlovr]

Lol. You obviously don't spend enough time in the stories section. All you have to do is set up some kind of situation where your aunt can wander in on you while you're wanking. Nothing gets a hot relative to drop her panties faster.

I laughed heartily at this. And bonus points, Knave, if that's a reference to "Two Gentleman of Lebowski."

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Hi. I need some help. I am 20 year old boy who has had a crush on his aunt for as long as I can remember. She is 37 and has two kids. She is one who is very hot and I know she will want to do it with me.

My problem is that I don't know how to make the first move. My uncle is never in town and her kids are small, so they go to school and sleep early at night.

Please help...

-Josh

It's interesting how many people on this forum try to apply their own morals to people and situations they know nothing about. For all anyone knows here, joshgere70's aunt and uncle may have an open marriage, and his aunt is free to fuck anyone she wants, including her own nephew. Also it doesn't say whether she is his biological aunt, or aunt by marriage. The circumstance of their marriage and kinship makes a big difference.

 

[HeyAll]

Don't do it. She'll turn you down and it'll be awkward for the rest of your lives whenever you're around each other.

 

[satindesire]

Copy or print out all of the advice that these ladies have given you (even the advice of the not-so-lady ladies) and distribute it to your friends. It's very good advice. And then find yourself a 20-year-old girlfriend - or, if you really do find older women attractive, go for a 25-year-old. And by all means, enjoy incest fantasy stories. But keep in mind that that's what these stories are (or should be), just fantasies. Have a good life, Joshgere70.

When the heck did a 25 year old get stuck in the "older woman" category?

I thought 40 was the new 30 for Chrissakes.

It's interesting how many people on this forum try to apply their own morals to people and situations they know nothing about. For all anyone knows here, joshgere70's aunt and uncle may have an open marriage, and his aunt is free to fuck anyone she wants, including her own nephew. Also it doesn't say whether she is his biological aunt, or aunt by marriage. The circumstance of their marriage and kinship makes a big difference.

Wow, you really are a tool, aren't you?

Okay, here's a little dose of edumacation for you sonny. Sit down and learn.

It doesn't matter one single little whit if his Aunt is related to him by blood or if she's an Aunt by marriage. Regardless, she's still his AUNT. Which means she's still FAMILY. Which means there is no way any kind of act of sexuality between them can be kept completely in a vacuum. One, if she's in an open marriage with her husband, the last place she's gonna look for a fuck is her damn NEPHEW. Two, the likelihood of that situation happening is so astronomically ridiculous I would be struck by a flying lightning breathing shark with feathers growing out of it's ass before it actually happens in real life.

Do you get it now?

Even if this older woman was magically not blood related, magically in an open relationship and magically attracted to her nephew, there's no way this older woman is going to pull down Mr. Wank Fodder's Spongebob footie pajamas and screw him because she could find a much better lay in an experienced man her own age than waste time wiping up his premature ejaculate from her stockings.

Now go take a nap, you cranky little snot.

 

[thefishfryer]

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[bailadora]

When the heck did a 25 year old get stuck in the "older woman" category?

I thought 40 was the new 30 for Chrissakes.

I think he meant that in a tongue in cheek manner - as in a 25 year old might be about all he was "mature" enough to handle.

But I could be wrong.

 

[Eilan]

She is one who is very hot and I know she will want to do it with me.

Wow. Non sequitur, much?

I think he meant that in a tongue in cheek manner - as in a 25 year old might be about all he was "mature" enough to handle.

But I could be wrong.

That's what I thought as well.

 

[silverwhisper]

nasty deeds quoth:
it's interesting how many people on this forum try to apply their own morals to people and situations they know nothing about.

indeed, as you're about to demonstrate unwittingly.

nasty deeds quoth:
for all anyone knows here, joshgere70's aunt and uncle may have an open marriage, and his aunt is free to fuck anyone she wants, including her own nephew. also it doesn't say whether she is his biological aunt, or aunt by marriage. the circumstance of their marriage and kinship makes a big difference.

actually, no, they don't matter a whit, you intellectual and ethical troglodyte. occam's razor applies: the odds are incredibly high that the ridiculously improbable combination of circumstances your hypothetical bit of handwaving requires is not the case here, since you won't find it in more than 0.001% of cases. at best.

i find it sad that to you family is strictly about biology. i'm sure all the in-laws and step-family members on lit will be thrilled to learn that they aren't actually family in your view.

schmuck.

ed