A 50-year-old religious woman who hides her attraction to women is seduced by her gothic daughter-in-law even though she refuses and tries to convince her daughter-in-law and her that she doesn't like women.
It would make it even better if she confronts her son about it.
"Your wife is trying to seduce me!"
"Really. That's good. She's amazing mum! You really should give her a try."
Mom stands there awestruck.
"You know she likes women?"
He smiles broadly. "Know? Hell, I've watched her a lot. And helped out a few times. She's fun. "
Alternately, the son knows but denies it. "Oh, mom, don't be silly. She's my wife, I know exactly what she likes, if you know what I mean." Shocked mom, silenced.
The young wife continues the advances, twisting words and finding ways to make physical contact.
"Son, your wife's being very improper! She just squeezed my buttocks in the kitchen! I almost dropped our meal!"
"I'm glad you didn't drop it, mom - that was delicious! How you get it so juicy every time? A delight!"
"But your wife!"
"Yes, mom, she told me. Said she was trying to help you."
"Help me? Help me have a coronary maybe!"
"No, no, she likes you, mom." phone rings (the wife calling, but he doesn't tell mom that) "Excuse me I need to take this," and wanders off.