RobDownSouth
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Secretary of State "Little" Marco Rubio travelled to Belgium this week. When abroad, he is "protected" from unclean foreigners by something called the "Diplomatic Security Services", who are employees of the local American embassy. The local chief of DSS and his crew arrived at the five-star ultraposh Hotel Amigo in Brussels Belgium the evening before Rubio's arrival, had a few drinks at the hotel bar, then did some security stuff. The DSS chief then attempted to return to the hotel bar, and was pissed off that the bar had closed.
- Using his status as the ranking security for the US of A on premise, Chief Numbnutz demanded that the fucking bar be REOPENED.
- The hotel declined and asked him to leave.
- The agent decided to cause a scene, because tantrums are what you do in Donald Trump's government when you don't get your way.
- By all accounts, the agent was a good fighter, he punched out a total of four Belgian policemen and hotel security guards before a fifth law enforcement officer took his ass down.
- Chief Numbnutz was arrested on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct.
- The duty diplomatic officer on duty at the American embassy was dispatched to the local police drunk tank to formally declare "diplomatic immunity" on behalf of Chief Numbnutz.
- Numbnutz will most likely be declared "persona non grata" by the Belgian government and sent packing.
- The Diplomatic Security Service issued a cringe "apology" the next morning, remarking how oh-so-sorry they were but people needed to realize that the staff's budget had been cut and the remaining agents were routinely forced to work 6 to 7 days a week AND "do their own paperwork" now (Thankee DOGE!) and morale was low yadda yadda yadda...."sometimes agents just, you know, snap!"
