Second Annual(sort of) Johnny-a-Thon Fundraiser!!

[Johnny Mayberry]

Because it was a really bad and unsuccessful idea the last time!!

Ok, boys and girls, Masters and slaves, listen up! It has come timeonce again to dig deep into your wallets, and come up with some cash for Johnny Mayberry, a singularly delightful human being in need. My birthday is coming up this month, and I am trying to scrape up enough cash to buy a REAL guitar by then. I thought long and hard, and considered lots of fundraising options: saving money, selling old crappy guitars, getting a second job, begging my parents, etc. Finally, I stumbled across a brilliant idea!

I'm gonna ask all of you to chip in and help me buy it!

This time, I expect you to REALLY dig deep, since the last time the total pledges equalled about $16.50...

If you dig deep, we can add this guitar to my collection: http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/51/513105.jpg


So, did you guys miss me?

 

[Haku_Z]

brilliant idea *looks around*

 

[ShyGuy68]

You know, if you want that guitar, I think you should save up for it.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

brilliant idea *looks around*

I'm good at those. Can I count on you for a dollar?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You know, if you want that guitar, I think you should save up for it.

I think you should send me a dollar, and hush up before my peeps show up and take your cane away.

 

[canadiancutie]

If you get that guitar, I will have sex with you in exchange for being allowed to touch it. Do we have a deal?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

If you get that guitar, I will have sex with you in exchange for being allowed to touch it. Do we have a deal?

DONE! (pending the approval of my submissive wife... she's my official nookie screener!)


Damn, this was a better idea than I thought!!!

 

[ShyGuy68]

I think you should send me a dollar, and hush up before my peeps show up and take your cane away.

No way!

And your guys can't find me.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

No way!

And your guys can't find me.

You're already surrounded and just don't know it!

They are kind of slow getting here, though...

 

[catalina_francisco]

Hey, we already gave you a guitar!!!! OK, so it was a little small, but it's the thought that counts.

Catalina

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Hey, we already gave you a guitar!!!! OK, so it was a little small, but it's the thought that counts.

Catalina

Here's one of my peeps now!

Yeah, I know, and I still have it! That was 2 years ago, though, and it has come time again for you to dig deep and give me another $2-3!!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

While you are considering how much to send($10, $20, $100?), feel free to read this article , which describes the axe in question, the Schecter Hellraiser.

The high donor gets a free prize of his or her choice, from among the fabulous... ummm... stuff in my closet!

 

[Haku_Z]

I'm good at those. Can I count on you for a dollar?

*checks pockets* might be your lucky day... btw, do you have a Ferrari in your closet?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

*checks pockets* might be your lucky day... btw, do you have a Ferrari in your closet?

I.. yeah, I might! Sure!

 

[Haku_Z]

whoa now... you sound a bit unsure about that one. I mean I suppose a dollar is worth a ferrari... i feel like i'm ripping you off. Like the fight club quote though.

 

[Ezarc]

LMFAO .. post deleted as Zaudika posted under Ezarc's name not realizing he was still logged into her laptop. hehehehe

 

[Zaudika]

So, did you guys miss me?

I DID! I DID!!!

.. I don't spend much time here anymore myself. I think I've posted more in the last week than I have ever. Odd. Must be something in the water.

Now we just need to see Ebony make an appearance.

>>> reposted under the CORRECT name. silly me.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I DID! I DID!!!

.. I don't spend much time here anymore myself. I think I've posted more in the last week than I have ever. Odd. Must be something in the water.

Now we just need to see Ebony make an appearance.

>>> reposted under the CORRECT name. silly me.

Well, this place just isn't the same anymore... all the crazy people we LIKED are gone!

I am actually shopping for a guitar again, looking for funds from the usual sources, and I remembered this thread when you emailed me at the "other place".

So, you can take the credit and blame for my return! Me, I'm going to take the money!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

LOL, I guess I don't have as many peeps still here as I thought.

 

[h_i_s]

Shrugs while tossing in a token for the Newport Jamestown bridge, plus two Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

 

[landcruisergal]

My offering for the last Johnny -a- thon was

Cleaned out the cab of my pickup...3 empty beer cans, 2 empty bourbon cans,a St Christophers medal,4 pens, a fuse and $6.75 in change,If you want the cash you have to take the rest of the rubbish...

This time I thinks there's about $15 in change in the ashtray, and heaven knows how much more under the seats...If you want it you clean it.

Nice to see you back.

 

[Xelebes]

Fuck a gauitar, get a synth like a Casio VL-1.

 

[Miss Diva]

What is we just drew you a picture of a guitar? Would that be ok.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I don't recall offering any money the last time..but this time I have a dollar fifty in change that I will send out..

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

My offering for the last Johnny -a- thon was

Cleaned out the cab of my pickup...3 empty beer cans, 2 empty bourbon cans,a St Christophers medal,4 pens, a fuse and $6.75 in change,If you want the cash you have to take the rest of the rubbish...

This time I thinks there's about $15 in change in the ashtray, and heaven knows how much more under the seats...If you want it you clean it.

Nice to see you back.

Thanks for the welcome!

Car cleaning would be cool, but if I had friends I'd throw a party, and charge people the change in their car to get in. The bank teller would hate me on Monday morning, though.