Seasonal Jokes

[Missdemeanour]

This is my most favourite seasonal joke that I drag out of the closet each year so you have probably heard it...anyway.. enjoy .... or not .... then add your own seasonal joke please

Tampax have announced a change in the production of their tampons, they will be replacing the string with a length of tinsel, they do stress however that this is for the christmas period only.

 

[smooth_talkeruk]

Why does santa have such a big sack???
















Wait for it!!














because he only comes one a year!!!!!!!!

(i can hear you all groaning from here!!)

 

[Missdemeanour]

The old ones are the best