Mkmydaze
Really Experienced
- Joined
- May 24, 2020
- Posts
- 168
Lazy, feeble-minded, insecure, creepy, wannabe Dom with poor command of the English language seeks illiterate, flaky, boring, rude but otherwise charming sub for ongoing connection and interaction. Impress me by agreeing to take part in my favourite BDSM activities!
Bondage Knitting – knit your own wrist and ankle restraints; bonus for crocheting your own bondage hood and gag!
Kinky Crosswords – you’ll do the crossword puzzle from the newspaper blindfolded; incorrect answers will see you spanked with a rolled-up copy of said newspaper!
Hitachi Torture – you’re forced to watch infomercials and poorly made internet videos on my old colour tv until you can’t bear it and beg to watch quality, streaming TV!
Plumb the depths of your depraved and deprived imagination with this wicked word weasel! Don’t wait, PM me now, or forever bear the searing pain of regret!
Call now, operators are standing by
Bondage Knitting – knit your own wrist and ankle restraints; bonus for crocheting your own bondage hood and gag!
Kinky Crosswords – you’ll do the crossword puzzle from the newspaper blindfolded; incorrect answers will see you spanked with a rolled-up copy of said newspaper!
Hitachi Torture – you’re forced to watch infomercials and poorly made internet videos on my old colour tv until you can’t bear it and beg to watch quality, streaming TV!
Plumb the depths of your depraved and deprived imagination with this wicked word weasel! Don’t wait, PM me now, or forever bear the searing pain of regret!
Call now, operators are standing by
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