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Thanks for that.
Bastard.
Bastard.
SeanfuckingH - I have a hankering for Scum
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Judah_Samphire
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Mmmm ... scum ....
WTF??
WTF??
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Look at him doing a 'Winstone' in his av.
Cunt.
Cunt.
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SeanH said:LOL. I thought the pic made me look thuggish, hence the title.
Are you wearing sunglasses or those goggles you wear in a tanning booth?
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SeanH said:LOL. I thought the pic made me look thuggish, hence the title.
You look a right fucking bastard.
I'm feeling quite violent myself. I have two ping-pong balls in a pop-sock and the cats are going to get it now.
Do you have the DVD? I'm thinking of ordering it.
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Judah_Samphire said:
Jesus, man. Those udders.
I used to have a space hopper as a kid. Sweet memories.
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SeanH said:Don't you be dissing my Hugo Boss shades.
Think its the lighting they just look small....pics better than your other one though
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~Fata Morgana~ said:
LMAO...
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SeanH said:
I'm going to have a gander over on Amazon. Bet I order it then the Channel 4 cunts will air it the week after.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/ray.jpg
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y=mx+b said:hey... that's a good idea.
I think my cat is going to get it too...
the fucker
Word of caution: ensure they are PINGPONG balls and NOT golf balls. I've lost two cats that way.
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Retrieval said:
What's up with you, weirdo? You want stripin' do ya? You might get left alone 'ere, but I'll cut you to bleedin' ribbons if I get any of yer poxy lip 'ere!
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fata, ya fecker, how fucking fantastic.
now, let's get sean to tape himself saying that five times on a friday night...
now, let's get sean to tape himself saying that five times on a friday night...
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Boobyprize said:
Fuck me! We'd be covered in spittle.
Where are Grippers and Mistress Lady X? Not seen those tarts around for a while.
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SeanH said:I can't do a cockney accent to save my life.
I can. I'm shit-hot at accents.
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This Thread Is Whacked.
That Is All.
That Is All.
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~Fata Morgana~ said:
i have no idea. i've a feeling grippers has been done for nicking cheese from m&s.
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Boobyprize said:
Hmmm. Lightfingeredfecker that she is I wouldn't be at all surprised. It's tempting though, I've felt the urge in the Per Una section a time or two.
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~Fata Morgana~ said:
per una? were you twiggy in a past life?
i get all my urges in poundland.
