Scylis~distraction from sharp objects and shameless flirting inside!

[SweetCherry]

Seeing as how you're so entranced over that sword in Nighthunter's AV, I thought I'd try and distract you. It's just plain wrong to drool over a sword. Now, a naked girl with a sword you can drool over.

*strips naked and picks us a sheathed sword, slowly pulling the sharp shiney metal from its scabbard*

Now, you can drool!

 

[mig]

Excuse me.

Anyone mind if I have a drool too.

 

[scylis]

OOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Moridin187]

Hey, I've drooled over quite a few swords in my time, there's nothing wrong with that.

Some guys like cars
Some like boats
Some like motorcycles

Some of us like weapons


A.. naked chick.. with a sword.... Gimme a beer and call it heaven!

 

[SweetCherry]

So that's heaven to ya, Moridin? Well, how about a naked chick with a sword on a cah? A really hot car. Maybe a deep blue 65 mustang? Or a 69 heni Baracuda in a nice racing green? I know they'd get me wet?

So are you sufficiently distracted, Scy?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Just give me the woman. No guns, knives, cars, bombs. Just the woman.

 

[scylis]

make it a yellow '71 hemi cuda and i'm in!

 

[SweetCherry]

Oh, I think I can compromise for that. You do realize, tho, that a car like that was designed for the sole purpose of fucking on the hood?

 

[scylis]

really? i thought there was a "no sex in the 'cuda" rule..

wait...that would be ON the 'cuda, not IN the 'cuda, wouldn't it?

hmmm....

 

[SweetCherry]

Now you got it, Scy!

Boy, you shoulda seen what that Canton car show did to me the last time I was there. Whew, 21, horny and surrounded by hot cars. Damn, what a way to spend a day.

 

[scylis]

*lol*

you know, it's going to take some getting used to to see someone else here talking about events from my home area!

 

[SweetCherry]

Just don't ask me to tell you about Hussets Speedway. I may like cars, but I hate racing.

 

[scylis]

is that what the kids are calling it nowadays? "racing"?

i could use a little "racing", how about you?

 

[SweetCherry]

Now that's my kind of racing. It always gets my motor running!

 

[scylis]

vroom vroom!!

 

[SweetCherry]

Now I just need to see about a lube job. Wanna play mechanic and rotate my tires?

 

[scylis]

only if you check out my fuel injector!
*lol*

 

[SweetCherry]

lol

Scy, you crack me up!

 

[scylis]

honestly, i wasn't doing it THAT hard!

 

[SweetCherry]

I know. I believe you. That crack was always there.

 

[scylis]

what be it, then? another slot for my fuel injector?

 

[SweetCherry]

Got rear ended and it's been cracked ever since.

 

[scylis]

and how was that for ya?

 

[Draco]

Is this a private fan club..or can anyone join and drool?

 

[SweetCherry]

Luv, you can drool anytime.

You're so cute when your tongue is hanging out. I think I can find a place for it.