Screw This!!!!Somebody Deserves a Beating !!! (Inspired by the beloved St. Mayberry)

[Guest]

This is the thread for all who want to say the absolute truth about how they feel about something.
If there is something that just drives you nucking futs and the perpetrator (To quote John), should be beaten with a Seabass dipped in shit.

This is the place.

Rants and vituperation are the reason.

CHARGE!!!!!!!

 

[Kajira Callista]

hmmmmm tempting...but could be dangerous....what to do ...what to do

 

[D's mariposa]

before I get all wired and hot and bothered and stuff.... Does the rant in question have to be bdsm inspired? Or can it be life shit?

 

[Kajira Callista]

anything ya want

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

BTW...EKVITKAR...you forget. St. Francisco dubbed Johnny Mayberry the Lord High Inquisitor, not a fellow Saint. *grin*. I think Francisco keeps the Saint business locked up for himself, and frankly, Lord High Inquisitor suits Him better

~anelize

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*whistles loudly and stomps feet*

good answer Library Lady but um...are you not gonna rant????

pet

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

*whistles loudly and stomps feet*

good answer Library Lady but um...are you not gonna rant????

pet

Me? Rant? Nahhhhh.

I'm a niiiiiiice Library lady. *grin*

Mostly.

~anelize

 

[Kajira Callista]

Is she saying we cant worship Johnny the fish guy?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Me? Rant? Nahhhhh.

I'm a niiiiiiice Library lady. *grin*

Mostly.

~anelize

uh-huh...Suuuurrrreee!!! i believe you!!!

quick pinch on the rear...good see you beautiful

pet

ahhh but i do have a rant....come to think of it...why was i not told about the joys of shit-dipped sea bass before this????

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Is she saying we cant worship Johnny the fish guy?

You canNOT possibly be as air-headed as you appear in print dear. You can do whatever you please. I was simply reminding EKVITKAR of a thread that we had participated in some time ago, regarding my Sir, JM. BEFORE, you showed up to shower us with your happy and somewhat vapid musings on life. *sigh*

Go about your business.

~anelize

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

RANT OVER

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Is she saying we cant worship Johnny the fish guy?

sure worshipping is good...matter o fact i know there is thread here somewhere...

*looks all around*

where we all get to do just that...

*whispers to the NICE library lady*

where did it go?????

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

RANT OVER

Damn...that was QUICK!!!!

pet

 

[Krinaia]

BTW...EKVITKAR...you forget. St. Francisco dubbed Johnny Mayberry the Lord High Inquisitor, not a fellow Saint. *grin*. I think Francisco keeps the Saint business locked up for himself, and frankly, Lord High Inquisitor suits Him better

~anelize

What are the responsiblities of Lord High Inquisitor? And what differentiates a High Inquisitor and a Low Inquisitor?

 

[Kajira Callista]

You canNOT possibly be as air-headed as you appear in print dear. You can do whatever you please. I was simply reminding EKVITKAR of a thread that we had participated in some time ago, regarding my Sir, JM. BEFORE, you showed up to shower us with your happy and somewhat vapid musings on life. *sigh*

Go about your business.

~anelize

Ya know what darling? You have been on me since my first post, why not try to be a mature adult and if you have some problem with me....click the pm option and let me know. Im really sick of you bitchy unwaranted comments directed at me for no reason. You dont know me, maybe you show try that first before you comment.

 

[BrightFlower]

We simply cannot worship JM as he IS Lord High Inquisitor. Besides, if we did, can you imagine what the requisite genuflecting would look like?? Can you imagine what his required sacrifices would be? Let's not go there.....

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

What are the responsiblities of Lord High Inquisitor? And what differentiates a High Inquisitor and a Low Inquisitor?

You don't want to know what my responsibilities are, but you can rest assured you won't expect what I do. As far as differences? I get my own mini-bar...

 

[catalina_francisco]

BTW...EKVITKAR...you forget. St. Francisco dubbed Johnny Mayberry the Lord High Inquisitor, not a fellow Saint. *grin*. I think Francisco keeps the Saint business locked up for himself, and frankly, Lord High Inquisitor suits Him better

~anelize

So good to see some memories are still intact, and honourable moral ettiquette uppermost. Poor St. Francisco was shocked to hear of the possibility some may be trying to undermine his lofty position when I informed him late last night. That might be enough draw him back to the pages of Lit!!

http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/newangel.gif Catalina

 

[spankableBelle]

hmmm....

cliques...unwelcoming people on public bulletin boards that only 'say' that they're warm and welcoming and invite and encourage new faces, new and fresh opinions, when actually that's not true...what they welcome are people with views that are identical and in praise of their own...and if you're just the slightest bit 'off', the slightest bit different in your thinking, well you'd better damn well forget ever being ushered into the fold...you're more likely to find yourself fileting a shit-dipped sea bass for all your trouble...

Now, this isn't a new thing on bulletin boards, including the illustrious Literotica boards. Long ago on this board we had discussions on this very thing...there were cliques and ass-kissing back then, there are cliques and ass-kissing now...some of the faces have changed, but the result is still the same...instead of one large group of people that are open to the new and untried, there's a small snobbish 'my opinion is golden and my shit doesn't stink' group of people that rule, that determine what is acceptable thought and opinion, and cast others aside at will...of course, that doesn't sound like any of the people here on the BDSM board, now does it?

There's my rant of the day...

belle

Ya'll have a good one!~smiles~

 

[catalina_francisco]

Re: hmmm....

cliques...unwelcoming people on public bulletin boards that only 'say' that they're warm and welcoming and invite and encourage new faces, new and fresh opinions, when actually that's not true...what they welcome are people with views that are identical and in praise of their own...and if you're just the slightest bit 'off', the slightest bit different in your thinking, well you'd better damn well forget ever being ushered into the fold...you're more likely to find yourself fileting a shit-dipped sea bass for all your trouble...

Now, this isn't a new thing on bulletin boards, including the illustrious Literotica boards. Long ago on this board we had discussions on this very thing...there were cliques and ass-kissing back then, there are cliques and ass-kissing now...some of the faces have changed, but the result is still the same...instead of one large group of people that are open to the new and untried, there's a small snobbish 'my opinion is golden and my shit doesn't stink' group of people that rule, that determine what is acceptable thought and opinion, and cast others aside at will...of course, that doesn't sound like any of the people here on the BDSM board, now does it?

There's my rant of the day...

belle

Ya'll have a good one!~smiles~

http://www.smilies4you.de/content/freundlich/a41.gif I think there is a huge misconception http://www.smilies4you.de/content/beliebt/a34.gif that to discuss means you agree.http://www.smilies4you.de/content/beliebt/a26.gif , where as in reality to discuss is to widen knowledge, open communication, see another POV, open choices, and evolve. If no-one opened their minds enough to discuss, we would all still be lost in the land of missionary position only. Then again the way our governments are going, and the huge success they have had in training people to adopt a http://www.smilies4you.de/content/boese/a20.gif 'too much information, I don't want to know' mentality, we could all find ourselves locked into that type lifestyle in the end anyway. http://www.smilies4you.de/content/boese/a25.gifYuk.

Catalina

 

[JupitersGirl]

Is it just me or do these two posts say essentially the same thing?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Is it just me or do these two posts say essentially the same thing?

5 gold stars for you today!!

 

[JupitersGirl]

5 gold stars for you today!!

Whew! Oh good....I need em after yesterday!

 

[Krinaia]

You don't want to know what my responsibilities are, but you can rest assured you won't expect what I do. As far as differences? I get my own mini-bar...

sounds scary. poor anelize, or rather lucky ... depends on the point of view i suppose

i think you should leave the mini-bar to the Low Inquisitor and just have a full out bar!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Exactly what kinda bar are we talking about? 'cause if ya had a mini spreader bar, would that not defeat the purpose?