Screw this, I'm going bowling

[Liar]

I suck at it, but there's an open bar.

 

[MonaLittle]

I roll gutterballs
I need to seriously think about some weight training in the new year

 

[EllieTalbot]

I suck at it, but there's an open bar.

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my attitude about bowling, too.

Have fun!

Grumbling in the Gutter,
Ellie

 

[Honey123]

They have open lanes this early in the morning???

 

[JohnnySavage]

I roll gutterballs
I need to seriously think about some weight training in the new year

I can't picture you bowling. The shoes are hideous.

 

[MonaLittle]

They have open lanes this early in the morning???

It doesn't matter. He's only there for the booze

 

[MonaLittle]

I can't picture you bowling. The shoes are hideous.

I just go to keep score and serve beer

 

[Honey123]

It doesn't matter. He's only there for the booze

They have open bottles this early in the morning?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just go to keep score and serve beer

It's a shame Jimmy Choo doesn't make bowling shoes

 

[Liar]

They have open bottles this early in the morning?

It's 4 PM, ditzy.

And hell yes they do.

So long.

 

[MonaLittle]

They have open bottles this early in the morning?

I suppose it depends on where he lives.
I've never been interested enough to ask him

lol...that was meeeeeeeeeean. But hey!...Whatcha gonna do
And I did notice he called you Ditzy!

 

[Honey123]

It's 4 PM, ditzy.

And hell yes they do.

So long.

 

[Honey123]

It's 4 PM, ditzy.

And hell yes they do.

So long.

Have fun

 

[Honey123]

I suppose it depends on where he lives.
I've never been interested enough to ask him

lol...that was meeeeeeeeeean. But hey!...Whatcha gonna do
And I did notice he called you Ditzy!

that's ok..he only has 17% class...

 

[MonaLittle]

that's ok..he only has 17% class...

I think you are a sweetheart!

 

[BossMan62]

I havent been bowling in like, twenty years, but my average score was like eighty nine, so you see why.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Yeah... kinda early to be thinking about hearing the sounds of bowling but I do like it alot. Great way to spend a rainy weekend afternoon. I'm pretty ok once I get warmed up. Its like ice skating; just cause I used to be great at it doesn't mean I can just jump back in a few years later at the same level. Acting like your great and then sucking is pretty embarrassing!

 

[JohnnySausage]

I'm sad to admit I've bowled 11 times in my life.

 

[cfuhrer]

Around here on Sundays they have breakfast bowling. Bowling, a full breakfast, all you can drink coffee and football games on the tv.

Some days it is kind of early for the noise but it is fun.

 

[MonaLittle]

Around here on Sundays they have breakfast bowling. Bowling, a full breakfast, all you can drink coffee and football games on the tv.

Some days it is kind of early for the noise but it is fun.

That actually sounds like it would be fun to do once.
The coffee and football is what sold it to me

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I havent been bowling in like, twenty years, but my average score was like eighty nine, so you see why.

You have exceeded your like-to-sentence quota. I'm afraid I am going to have to ask you to leave the Internet.

 

[Liar]

that's ok..he only has 17% class...

The other 83% is style and sex appeal.

None of it is apparently bowling talent.

 

[pointless]

out of curiosity, what kind of bowling is popular in sweden anyway? just the basic ten pin we have in the states or some weird shit like those fucking canucks sometimes play?

 

[JohnnySavage]

out of curiosity, what kind of bowling is popular in sweden anyway? just the basic ten pin we have in the states or some weird shit like those fucking canucks sometimes play?

Did you ever have Swedish Fish? Those things are deliciousness

 

[pointless]

Did you ever have Swedish Fish? Those things are deliciousness

yes and no they aren't.