Screech Sex Tape

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I could handle the Colin Farrell tape and even Paris Hilton's sex tape but not this one.

*shudder*



Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him.

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.
 
Be even better if the woman was the black girl he was always trying to fuck on the show. Lisa I think. Something like that.
 
Killswitch said:
That dudes this close to suicide. He has less money than I do.

Pathetic.

Sorry I never answered your prayers about Zack.
 
KRCummings said:
Be even better if the woman was the black girl he was always trying to fuck on the show. Lisa I think. Something like that.
now that would be interesting...and we all know Elizabeth Berkley had her fun ..
 
'We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." '

thang god they couldn't get too graphic.
 
Dirty Sanchez. Shit Mustache. Got Milk?

Johnny 5 gave a girl robot a 10W30 Dirty Sanchez.
 
BallinaB said:
The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww. [/I]

Yeah, umm...this would be the part that tells you it's a hoax. :cool:
 
RoryN said:
Yeah, umm...this would be the part that tells you it's a hoax. :cool:
Maybe not. It says it's a working title and this is the same guy who gave us "One Night in Paris."
It could be bullshit but it's being reported elsewhere so maybe not.
 
montrealgirl said:
I always thought he'd get it on with Mr. Belding.

I got to meet the guy who played Mr. Belding earlier this year. Turns out he's pretty cool and a lot of fun to talk to.
 
KRCummings said:
Maybe not. It says it's a working title and this is the same guy who gave us "One Night in Paris."
It could be bullshit but it's being reported elsewhere so maybe not.

Looks like you might be right.

I've read/seen various interviews with Dustin Diamond; he doesn't seem like a particularly nice guy. He seems like he has a huge chip on his shoulder about being seen as a geek - too bad for him that he clearly is one.
 
I just had to answer Screech's prayers.

From now on though, he wants to be known as Bret Hardrock.
 
I always thought the Dirty Sanchez was a myth, like Sasquatch, or the female orgasm.

I need to see this now.
 
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