*screams*

[MzDeviancy]

I keep some of my kinky stuff in a bag in a drawer in my dresser, bringing it into the room where the family computer is. Last night I was chatting after an extremely long day (only a couple of hours of sleep) and I completely forgot I'd brought in the bag with me and left it just to the side of the tower when I stumbled off to bed. Yeah. Brand new package of bullrings with requisite naked porn star on package kind of half sticking out. Should anyone bother to open said bag, there's also a vibrator and two new packs of batteries in there.

I live with my parents.

 

[oggbashan]

As a parent, all I can say is that I wouldn't be surprised or embarrassed at such a discovery.

I'd just ignore it.

Og

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Ouch.

I hope they have open minds.

Reminds me of a time when I had two room mates and bought a dildo to experiment with. I left it in the bathroom and had some awkward questions to answer later.

 

[damppanties]

I'd be excommunicated.

 

[S-Des]

Funny commercial

Have you ever seen that comercial that has been passed around the ineternet for a year or two? It's from some European country. A woman wakes up and is searching around her bedroom for something, but can't find it. She hears a noise in the kitchen and goes in to find her 80 year-old grandmother using her vibrator to as a mixer. One of the funniest things I've seen.

 

[MzDeviancy]

Have you ever seen that comercial that has been passed around the ineternet for a year or two? It's from some European country. A woman wakes up and is searching around her bedroom for something, but can't find it. She hears a noise in the kitchen and goes in to find her 80 year-old grandmother using her vibrator to as a mixer. One of the funniest things I've seen.

Alas, my parents aren't quite that old. And even if they were, I think the naked porn star with bullrings clamped on her nipples pretty much clears up any possible misinterpretation.

But I'm glad my mortification calls to mind a humourous commercial, you bastard ;op

 

[Guest]

I keep some of my kinky stuff in a bag in a drawer in my dresser, bringing it into the room where the family computer is. Last night I was chatting after an extremely long day (only a couple of hours of sleep) and I completely forgot I'd brought in the bag with me and left it just to the side of the tower when I stumbled off to bed. Yeah. Brand new package of bullrings with requisite naked porn star on package kind of half sticking out. Should anyone bother to open said bag, there's also a vibrator and two new packs of batteries in there.

I live with my parents.

So you say - Ooops?

And if they press for details, act horrified. Ask them if they would expect to share details of their sexuality with you.

 

[LadyJeanne]

If it's still in the packaging, could be a 'gag gift' for your friend's bridal shower...

 

[matriarch]

As a parent, all I can say is that I wouldn't be surprised or embarrassed at such a discovery.

I'd just ignore it.

Og

Same here.
In fact, I might even have a word about loans .....

 

[Liar]

I keep some of my kinky stuff in a bag in a drawer in my dresser, bringing it into the room where the family computer is. Last night I was chatting after an extremely long day (only a couple of hours of sleep) and I completely forgot I'd brought in the bag with me and left it just to the side of the tower when I stumbled off to bed. Yeah. Brand new package of bullrings with requisite naked porn star on package kind of half sticking out. Should anyone bother to open said bag, there's also a vibrator and two new packs of batteries in there.

Shame on you! You should recharge, not buy new batteries all the time.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Have you ever seen that comercial that has been passed around the ineternet for a year or two? It's from some European country. A woman wakes up and is searching around her bedroom for something, but can't find it. She hears a noise in the kitchen and goes in to find her 80 year-old grandmother using her vibrator to as a mixer. One of the funniest things I've seen.

I like the one where the woman is in the bathroom and shouts to her friend, "I really like what you've done in here." Then she snoops in the medicine cabinet, and the whole thing comes crashing down. The tagline is 'Ever want to get away?'

I feel for you, MzD. I think the 'gift for a friend' excuse is perfect for this occasion.

Reminds me of years ago, when I lived in Minneapolis, not far from a small bookstore called Amazon Books. I like bookstores, so one day I wandered in just to see what they had. What they had was a seriously lesbian POV. Very, very butch. Bull dyke, if that's not too non-PC. German shepard wandering around sniffing me inappropriately, three women you'd mistake for Larry the Cable Guy nowadays chatting loudly in the reading corner. And me, looking for the Science Fiction aisle.
"Can I help you?"
"Um, no, I'm just looking for a gift for a friend..."

 

[Tom Collins]

I keep some of my kinky stuff in a bag in a drawer in my dresser, bringing it into the room where the family computer is. Last night I was chatting after an extremely long day (only a couple of hours of sleep) and I completely forgot I'd brought in the bag with me and left it just to the side of the tower when I stumbled off to bed. Yeah. Brand new package of bullrings with requisite naked porn star on package kind of half sticking out. Should anyone bother to open said bag, there's also a vibrator and two new packs of batteries in there.

I live with my parents.

I would be totally mortified! I know I was when I found my dad's fake...well, I think you can imagine what it was...

Shame on you! You should recharge, not buy new batteries all the time.

PMSL...*ing Liar*
I lucked out cuz the rechargable bats that came with my new digicam are double A and I got 2 sets so, not only do they fit most of my toys, I can use my cam at the same time. *Cheshire grin*

*look of innocence* Not that I would, mind you...

 

[togitc]

best course would just be careful. If the bag is still there, take it away. If it isn't then don't mention it until someone else does. That way if it was placed in your room or somewhere like a table or shelf for unclaimed items, you won't draw undue attention to it.

otherwise... good luck and keep your head down

 

[S-Des]

Now I'm mortified

Alas, my parents aren't quite that old. And even if they were, I think the naked porn star with bullrings clamped on her nipples pretty much clears up any possible misinterpretation.

But I'm glad my mortification calls to mind a humourous commercial, you bastard ;op

I've never denied that I have a lack of diplomacy that borders on being legendary. I sincerely apologize for adding to your painful memory.

On the bright side, being who you are, you're the perfect person to properly punish me.

....S-Des

P.S. Any chance you're going to do a Ch2 on Rumours? There are really some interesting directions you could take that in. I'd love to see what you could come up with.

 

[MzDeviancy]

I've never denied that I have a lack of diplomacy that borders on being legendary. I sincerely apologize for adding to your painful memory.

On the bright side, being who you are, you're the perfect person to properly punish me.

....S-Des

P.S. Any chance you're going to do a Ch2 on Rumours? There are really some interesting directions you could take that in. I'd love to see what you could come up with.

*makes note to write story where character named Des gets gangraped up the ass*

;o)

Trying to do a Chpt. 2. Kind of lost motivation and have just been fucking around in various forums while I await its return. Yeah, when I get off my ass there's going to be a few more chapters. Mariana has many nasty, humiliating things to do yet ;op

You writin anything boy?

 

[MzDeviancy]

Shame on you! You should recharge, not buy new batteries all the time.

The rechargeable batteries are too weak!

I know...I'm a horrible person who's destroying the environment ;o(

 

[S-Des]

I'm in Hell

*makes note to write story where character named Des gets gangraped up the ass*

;o)

Trying to do a Chpt. 2. Kind of lost motivation and have just been fucking around in various forums while I await its return. Yeah, when I get off my ass there's going to be a few more chapters. Mariana has many nasty, humiliating things to do yet ;op

You writin anything boy?

I have two stories that are completed except for a page of rewriting, then editing. One's a short romance story and one is a Loving Wives story that I wrote to address the numerous critics who've said I don't put enough sex in my stories. If anyone complains about there not being enough sex after the 1st chapter, I officially give up. I'm looking forward to the comments on that one because it's the first thing I've written from a woman's POV. I got help from a female author/editor to get her thoughts and reactions the way I wanted, but you never know if people are going to believe it until it's out there.

Unfortunately, my computer crashed so I've been twiddling my thumbs for the last two weeks, hoping my computer guy can recover the info. That's why I've been on the BB more often, I'm pulling my hair out waiting to finish these.

Whatever you come up with for poor Mariana, I'm sure it will be excellent. I've got a ton of ideas where I think it will go, but that's the fun part of being a reader, I know you're going to go somewhere I don't expect.

....S-Des

P.S. Take comfort, no matter what embarrassing thing you do, I've done worse. Take my word for it, I hold the world record for screwing up.

 

[CharleyH]

bump and grind

 

[VerySexy]

I had the same problem, but the other way around -- my daughter opened "the drawer" looking for a pen or whatever and found a penis shaped vibrator.

She's 11 and still thinks boys are icky, but probably not for long. She was disgusted that I had such a thing and completely stunned to learn that daddy bought it for me. I told her that many adults have sex toys but that it is private. I suggested that she learn from this not to go through my drawers.

Perhaps a similar answer would work for your parents? That is, that it's normal and private, thankyouverymuch. There's also the very real possibility that they have their own toys and will cope with it much better than you think, even if you can't imagine it.

Good luck to you, though. I think I won't have too hard a problem when I find my daughter's first vibrator sometime down the road. Other things will be more difficult to cope with.

 

[togitc]

Has there been any news??

Anyone heard from her??

 

[MzDeviancy]

Has there been any news??

Anyone heard from her??

From who?? me?

 

[togitc]

From who?? me?

YES!

What happened?

 

[MzDeviancy]

Oh! *blushes* I feel so cared about ;o) lol

No one's said anything. But yeah, I'm pretty sure my dad saw em. I heard him in the room earlier that day (my room's right next door and Dad can't even sit down quietly - he's just a very loud individual).

I'm basically just going with the policy of avoiding all topics that could possibly segue into 'Hey, by the way, I saw your nipple clamps' and trying to block out the whole experience. So far, it's going pretty well.

 

[togitc]

Oh! *blushes* I feel so cared about ;o) lol

No one's said anything. But yeah, I'm pretty sure my dad saw em. I heard him in the room earlier that day (my room's right next door and Dad can't even sit down quietly - he's just a very loud individual).

I'm basically just going with the policy of avoiding all topics that could possibly segue into 'Hey, by the way, I saw your nipple clamps' and trying to block out the whole experience. So far, it's going pretty well.

Did you take anyones advice or just let it play out?

 

[MzDeviancy]

Did you take anyones advice or just let it play out?

I went with yours cuz my parents are very much the old school, don't-talk-about-things type. Although my dad likes to break free of that mould every once in a while and be unpleasantly straightforward.

Would anyone have talked to me about it, I can't say whose advice I would have followed. The bridal shower thing and the mind your own business thing were both good. Just would've depended on whatever spewed out of my mouth first.

I miss the good old days when my sister still lived at home and I could blame things on her.