scotty stars on the scotty cam

[HighSchoolJock]

scotty is on the scotty cam baby OH YEEEAH!!! come check out what a real man looks like and get your biotch pussys all wet and ready MOFO IN THE HIZOUSE

 

[KillerMuffin]

What, someone finally get that electron microscope working so we could get pics of your penis?

I know the bottom quark dwarfed it in size, but don't let it get you down. You'll never have to worry about erectile dysfunction, sweetie.

 

[sunstruck]

Hmmmm, I'd really love to, but I'm afraid if I laugh that hard, for that long NOW I won't have anything left for Goldmember tonight, and I'd hate to waste the 8 bucks.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

What, someone finally get that electron microscope working so we could get pics of your penis?

I know the bottom quark dwarfed it in size, but don't let it get you down. You'll never have to worry about erectile dysfunction, sweetie.

bring it on biotch its big and hard and ready odds are youll chicken out cause you know im right

 

[islandman]

bring it on biotch its big and hard and ready odds are youll chicken out cause you know im right

chickens?

The concept is getting laid, dear boy. I think you've carried it too far with your chicken experiment. Better check the manual just to make sure.



when was the last time a high school jock said something smart anyway?

 

[KillerMuffin]

its big and hard and ready

So is a cucumuber. Only it's smarter and when I'm done I can make a nice chicken salad with it. You, on the other hand, have no redeeming value.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

So is a cucumuber. Only it's smarter and when I'm done I can make a nice chicken salad with it. You, on the other hand, have no redeeming value.

execpt for the fact that you want me and my big dick and my athletic abaility

 

[islandman]

execpt for the fact that you want me and my big dick and my athletic abaility

Is popping zits considered an athletic ability? My, high school has changed!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh, yeah, scotty. Impress me with your *yawn* stamina. You can go for fifteen whole seconds before you shoot your wad.

 

[Ezzie]

execpt for the fact that you want me and my big dick and my athletic abaility

If she really did want you, it certainly wouldn't be for your spelling ABILITY.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

girls want me for my good looks, my big dick and my sexual prowess

 

[KillerMuffin]

So you're a cucumber?

 

[lisalove]

Damn. I prefer zucchini.

 

[CarolineOh]

No thanks. That Wicked Pixie, or whatever her name was, girl went to look at your dick and she hasn't been heard from since.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

No thanks. That Wicked Pixie, or whatever her name was, girl went to look at your dick and she hasn't been heard from since.

thats cause it punctured her tonsils biotch cause SCOTTY IS DA MAN WHOOOO

 

[KillerMuffin]

Slow down there big boy, you haven't managed to outrank the cucumber yet, let alone a zucchini. Let's get a little perspective here.

What makes a man's cock better than a cucumber?

No, that's the wrong answer. Do pay attention, Scotty, we're giving you valuable information so that someday soon, for 50 bucks, you too may lose your virginity. Probably to a crack whore, but some people just don't have other options.

What makes a man's cock better than a cucumber?

His brain! I know you're handicapped by not having an actual brain, but if you try hard enough, you could fake it well enough to seduce your crack whore with cash! Who loves ya, baby? Give momma some sugar. *muah*

 

[sexy-girl]

scotty everytime you post on here you help me just that little bit more keep on making those girls lesbians for me

 

[CarolineOh]

scotty everytime you post on here you help me just that little bit more keep on making those girls lesbians for me

Don't give him too much credit, most of the girls here would go lesbian for you in any regard.

 

[sexy-girl]

lol thanks caroline ... i dont think men like him hurt matters though

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, I'll bite. Show us your cock. Take a still and upload it here. Ain't no way I'm paying 5.99 for the first minute and 3.99 for each additional minute to get a load of your dubious "package."

If scotty is so good, scotty will flash cock.

With a hand lettered sign that says "scotty is KillerMuffie's biotch." so we know you didn't rip it from the long dong silver site.

C'mon, big boy, you've been talking the talk for a while now. It's time to put up or shut up.

 

[CarolineOh]

People line up just for the chance to beg to be her biotch Scotty, so don't miss this opportunity!

 

[HighSchoolJock]

yeah biotch if you want scotty pm him and hell give you his yaho id and you can see his big dick on his webcam and it wont cost you a dime biotch now lets see who puts up and shuts up HELLZ YEAH MOFO WITH AN AFRO

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

execpt for the fact that you want me and my big dick and my athletic abaility

If the ladies wanted you, why are you online on a Saturday night?

 

[HighSchoolJock]

If the ladies wanted you, why are you online on a Saturday night?

cause the night doesnt start to like 2am old man YEAH BABY

 

[KillerMuffin]

yeah biotch if you want scotty pm him and hell give you his yaho id and you can see his big dick on his webcam and it wont cost you a dime biotch now lets see who puts up and shuts up HELLZ YEAH MOFO WITH AN AFRO

I thought so. You are all talk and no cock.

What a limp dicked pussy boy. Do you wear a french maid's dress when you lick the floor clean, pussy boy?