Scotch tasting tour

sirhugs

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these are very popular, especially the free samples.

But what if an inexperienced drinker got tipsy, and her resistance melted?

Would she be a young bride, bored by her hubby's idea of a perfect honeymoon. Or a mature woman. always faithful, but suddenly tempted?

Would it be the tour guide who tempts? of which gender?

or a burly distiller?

a comely serving wench?

a fellow passenger, against whom the drunken lass leans as the bus hits a bump?

does hubby discover? if so, how does he react?
 
She might be in a serious relationship at all. Your boyfriend could have stoked her up for his idea of a "romantic" getaway for two.

They fly out and take a taxi to this big casino on an island out in scotland. Still knowing nothing of what he has planned she ooohhh and aaahhh's over the beauty of the castle/hotel.
Than as they are walking through the lobby between the cigar smoke she sees the sign "WELCOME SCOTCH LOVERS" and that's when it hits her. He used their downpayment money, that she spent many long years saving, to drag her half way around the world for a SCOTCH TASTING!

After getting settled and a bitter arguement she follows on his heels to the tasting room just beyond the casino where she loses him. She hates the strong alocholic flavor of scotch but starts sampling her worries away.
Perhaps she is picked up by one of the scotch salesman on the otherside of the table. Companies always send 2-3 guys to a function that big just incase someone gets ill. He calls in his back up and takes for off to his room for some excitement to make this a vacation to remember.
 
I can say from personal experience after not having any breakfast and going on one of these tours about 9 in the morning, I got rolicking drunk. I had to drink four double shots to see which whiskey I liked the best, then I was given another double shot free at the bar which came with my ticket. They had to roll me out to the tour bus, all flushed and giggling! I still haven't lived it down!

But getting waylaid by a burly distiller works for me!
 
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