Scot secret revealed!

ffreak

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from CNN:
Oldest genital fossils found in Scotland

LONDON (Reuters) -- Scientists have discovered fossils of the world's oldest genitals -- belonging to 400 million-year-old insects -- in ancient rocks in Scotland.

The penis of the ancient harvestmen insects, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, was two-thirds the length of the body and remarkably similar to the modern-day species, New Scientist magazine said.

"The discovery of the world's oldest genitals proves that little has changed over the last 400 million years -- at least for daddy-long-legs," the magazine said.

here's the link if you want to read more:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/09/22/arachnid.fossil.reut/index.html
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OK, so it's about spiders. Still is this a good headline or what? It follows the rules and skirts the edge of what is acceptable.

Which leads me to the question - how 'acceptable' can one write erotica without it becoming unsuitable for general audiences (read kids can read the paper/news sites too).

-FF (always wanting to expand my genital knowledge)

ps. kindof lends itself to why Scots wear kilts of a particular length - guess they figured they might need the room.

pps. how do you explain a genital fossil to kids? "Often confused with giant worms, they once roamed the earth in huge herds. When approaching the female they would puff up to many times their size to try to impress potential mates. If surprised, they sometimes shrank so small they could hide easily in the bush."

(this is a scientific discussion folks, really it is)
 
ffreak said:
from CNN:
Oldest genital fossils found in Scotland

LONDON (Reuters) -- Scientists have discovered fossils of the world's oldest genitals -- belonging to 400 million-year-old insects -- in ancient rocks in Scotland.

The penis of the ancient harvestmen insects, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, was two-thirds the length of the body and remarkably similar to the modern-day species, New Scientist magazine said.

"The discovery of the world's oldest genitals proves that little has changed over the last 400 million years -- at least for daddy-long-legs," the magazine said.


Several questions come to mind.
1) What kind of perv identified the fossil digit? (PHD in Gentalology?)
2) Has there ever been a case of a modern day daddy-long-legs attacking someone with his enormous penis?
3) If so, has anyone ever even heard of a law covering Arachnid Rape?

This is really rather mind boggling. :rolleyes:
 
ffreak said:
from CNN:
Oldest genital fossils found in Scotland

LONDON (Reuters) -- Scientists have discovered fossils of the world's oldest genitals -- belonging to 400 million-year-old insects -- in ancient rocks in Scotland.

The penis of the ancient harvestmen insects, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, was two-thirds the length of the body and remarkably similar to the modern-day species, New Scientist magazine said.

"The discovery of the world's oldest genitals proves that little has changed over the last 400 million years -- at least for daddy-long-legs," the magazine said.

here's the link if you want to read more:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/09/22/arachnid.fossil.reut/index.html

----------------------

OK, so it's about spiders. Still is this a good headline or what? It follows the rules and skirts the edge of what is acceptable.

Which leads me to the question - how 'acceptable' can one write erotica without it becoming unsuitable for general audiences (read kids can read the paper/news sites too).

-FF (always wanting to expand my genital knowledge)

ps. kindof lends itself to why Scots wear kilts of a particular length - guess they figured they might need the room.

pps. how do you explain a genital fossil to kids? "Often confused with giant worms, they once roamed the earth in huge herds. When approaching the female they would puff up to many times their size to try to impress potential mates. If surprised, they sometimes shrank so small they could hide easily in the bush."

(this is a scientific discussion folks, really it is)
Well thank god I know I'll sleep easier tonight. Thank you science for bringing the sandman back into my life.
:rolleyes:
 
This scotswoman has never been attacked by anything with obscenely huge genetalia... daddylonglegs or otherwise... however I still live in hope :D
 
ffreak said:
from CNN:
Oldest genital fossils found in Scotland

LONDON (Reuters) -- Scientists have discovered fossils of the world's oldest genitals -- belonging to 400 million-year-old insects -- in ancient rocks in Scotland.

(this is a scientific discussion folks, really it is)


Well, since we're discussing science. Everyone here knows how to find mothballs, right?

You pry their little legs apart!

OnD
 
I hate to nit-pick, well I don't , but it sounds good. Daddy-long-legs aren't spiders, they are crane flies. They've only got six legs. I had this conversation with my 5 year old daughter this afternoon, because my dog was trying to catch and eat one (a daddy long legs, not a daughter. :eek: )

I'm the founder of the SPC, by the way. That's the Spider Protection Corp. I uphold their rights and liberties, and campaign on their behalf.

Lou, spider lover.
 
Tatelou...can I join the SPC? I love our eight legged friends..hubby is petrified of them...silly man that he is!


As to the article, hubby read out the headline but didnt mention the rest. my imagination was running riot. I feel a little let down now i know the whole story!
 
Tatelou said:
I had this conversation with my 5 year old daughter this afternoon, because my dog was trying to catch and eat one (a daddy long legs, not a daughter. :eek: )

Well, if it was a girl daddy(?) long legs, then it must have been somebody's daughter... ;)

/Ice - in an odd mood

ps. spiders are cool
 
Icingsugar said:
Well, if it was a girl daddy(?) long legs, then it must have been somebody's daughter... ;)

/Ice - in an odd mood

ps. spiders are cool


Oooh, yeah. I hadn't thought of it like that, I call them mummy long legs, btw. ;)


English Lady said:
Tatelou...can I join the SPC? I love our eight legged friends..hubby is petrified of them...silly man that he is!

Of course you can, I'm always on the look-out for new members. You can join the English leg (boom boom!)


Perdita said:
Loulou, you have such depths.

Purrditta (spider queasy)

No need to be queasy, Purrditta. Next time you find one of the feisty little so and so's pop him and a matchbox and send him over to me. He can come and live in my garden, a utopia for all things eight-legged. :D

Loulou :kiss:
 
And still no Scotsmen to at least claim a kindred endowment?

Scientific thought - if the barrel of this weapon is two thirds of the length of the body, and you consider a six-foot man's body is 1/2 of his height, that would still be 2 feet of rifling. The amount of firepower to send the payload past the end of the barrel would probably pierce the wall of anything insubstantial and pulverize the targeted eggs into mash, or simply dribble out the end, left to wander on their own. Gives a rather sticky image to the term 'genetic pool'.

-FF (cue ball in the corner pocket - where it usually ends-up)

ps. did you know that tarantulas and their legs are not very well attached to each other? once tried to 'sweep' one out of the way of my screaming wife and daughter - left his legs behind - they still wouldn't walk over them, had to pick the little hairy things up, couldn't find the poor guy to give them back - imagine he had to spend the rest of his days on a minuature skate board begging for flies.
 
ffreak said:
Scientific thought - if the barrel of this weapon is two thirds of the length of the body, and you consider a six-foot man's body is 1/2 of his height, that would still be 2 feet of rifling. The amount of firepower to send the payload past the end of the barrel would probably pierce the wall of anything insubstantial and pulverize the targeted eggs into mash, or simply dribble out the end, left to wander on their own. Gives a rather sticky image to the term 'genetic pool'.

Barrel? Weapon? Rifling? Firepower? Pierce the wall? Pulverize?

1.- I don't think that I've said this to anyone ever before, but you sir, have an unhealthy relationship to phalluses. ;)

2.- You do know that we're talking about a bug-wiener here, right?

cheerio!

/Ice
 
Icingsugar said:
You do know that we're talking about a bug-wiener here, right?
LOL, Sugar, you are too funny sometimes. You just nail your punchlines, and me. :D

Perdita

p.s. You're gonna have great fun making your kids laugh.
 
Scot secret revealed

At first glance, I thought that said, "Scat secret revealed." I was going to call DurtGurl, but then I read it again.
MG
 
Re: Scot secret revealed

MathGirl said:
At first glance, I thought that said, "Scat secret revealed."
Maths, if I had misread Scat for Scot I would have thought of improvisational jazz singers, or maybe even what people yell at cats.

You however, are only being yourself, so I remain,

Your pal,

Perdita
 
I think I jumped to the same misreading (and conclusion as MG), I have to admit.....

Raph, scared now
 
raphy said:
I think I jumped to the same misreading (and conclusion as MG), I have to admit..... Raph, scared now
Raff, you are the most scaredy-cat bloke I've ever met. But as long as your AVs make me forget various personality deficiencies, please don't run away. I only bite so it feels good (well, after the initial pain).

'dita ;)
 
raphy said:
I think I jumped to the same misreading (and conclusion as MG), I have to admit.....

Raph, scared now

The frightening part being that you thought it said scat and still you wanted to know the secret.
 
Hmmm

I notice that thus far no one has give any actual dimenstions to said Penis Gargantualis. What's the deal?
 
Re: Hmmm

Jenny _S said:
I notice that thus far no one has give any actual dimenstions to said Penis Gargantualis. What's the deal?

lol I would have gone with the Penis Erectus but bygones. Meanwhile this is where grant money goes :rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Scot secret revealed

Originally posted by perdita I would have thought of improvisational jazz singers
Dear Perdita,
Yes, Ella and Louis.
Scatologically,
MG
 
Re: Re: Re: Scot secret revealed

MathGirl said:
Dear Perdita, Yes, Ella and Louis. Scatologically, MG
Ah, Maths. You've got me teary-eyed. Who knew?

Perdita
 
Re: Re: Re: Scot secret revealed

MathGirl said:
Dear Perdita,
Yes, Ella and Louis.
Scatologically,
MG


what about


Sarah Vaughn
Shirley Horn
Holly Cole
Carmen McRae
Diane Schuur
Betty Carter
Cleo Laine
Cassandra Wilson
Dianne Reeves
Sheila Jordan
Diana Krall
Jay Clayton
Judy Niemack
Abbey Lincoln
Sunny Wilkinson
**************

Mel Tormé
Kurt Elling
Mark Murphy
Eddie Jefferson
Al Jarreau
Bobby McFerrin
Jon Hendricks
Chet Baker
Kevin Mahogany


To varying degrees of course
 
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