Scientifically, what do those "penis enlarging pills" actually do?

[Cogz]

Now, I am not wanting that much in penis size, I am pretty happy where I am at, but I keep hearing these ads on the radio for these pills that are supposed to increase your penis size. Does anyone have any experience with them, or know what exactly they do in order to get the size, if they even work in the slightest?

Thanks,

Steve

 

[Weird Harold]

Now, I am not wanting that much in penis size, I am pretty happy where I am at, but I keep hearing these ads on the radio for these pills that are supposed to increase your penis size.

I've heard those same commercials. Since they make a big point about how they are "the same technology" as the company's breast enlargment pills.

If they work at all, I suspect they'd make your breasts grow too.

The most likely "scientific" function of those pills is to transfer funds from suckers' bank accounts to the company's.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

And why, of all people, do they have Ron Jeremy on their infomercials? Do the pills make you take on the look of a hedgehog?

 

[millieteases]

Scientifically, they perform a walletectomy. They remove your wallet from your pocket, extract the money, and throw away the rest.

Why do they use Ron Jeremy? Why not? - anybody who has seen a porn movie has probably seen him. And if somebody as unattractive as he is can be a porn star - why not you?

 

[Diablogrl]

As someone who's SO used the pills (and I'd like to say, that was one of many reasons that we broke up)...they do absolutely nothing.

 

[CuriouslilQT]

To good to be true

Lets just say anything ...I MEAN ANYTHING... that seems to good to be true...is exactly that....to damn good to be true.

 

[Cogz]

Oh, I get it now!

The lack of money in your pocket makes your wallet smaller, thus putting less pressure on your butt, thus leaving more blood available for your penis to get erect!

Brilliant!

Steve

 

[virginleo20]

Their "science" is usually just a load of the same crap as their pills... those things contain loads of herbal "suplements" that contain stimulats such as cafeine ephedrine and everyones favorites the chemical that can be grouped under the category of amphetamines....

Maybe one of these al natural and "safe" suplements gives the user a bloated ego and boosts self esteem making them think that their "toothpick" has gotten larger.
After that they go out and buy the ferraris and/ or suv type vehicles such as the "hummer" to compesate for the obvious lack of brain power and "toothpick size".

 

[Huggles]

Frankly, if someone REALLY had pills that actually worked.. (like the sucess of Viagra)..

They woulnd't NEED to advertise it! It would be on the national news, heralded as one of the biggest medical breakthroughs of the century.

So, untll you see it on the news... It's Snail-Oil.

 

[virginleo20]

even when you see it on the news there is a rather good propablility for it being "snail oil"

jutt look at all of the hooplaa over that pilates junk, the atkins diet etc etc that the news media has covered..... anyone with an iq of over 12 and even a basic knowledge of nutritional facts let alone excercise routines knows what im talking about...

 

[ub6ibfine]

if they worked every man in the nation would have a bottle just about. you would know they worked. i know of a girl that was on breast pills an i dont think they worked for her. havent seen her in a while though.