School Yard Lit

[Rick DeVille]

Lit is like school, early school. Sometimes the posts are like conversations in a schoolroom

Mom, Miles stole my lunch!


Sexielexie, pay attention!

Miss, a big boy fucked Killer Muffin behind the shed and now she’s crazy

Did you know that (insert name) and (Insert other name) are fucking each other by phone behind the toilets?

Foxinsox, sit at the front of the room so I can keep my eye on you

Pass the note, I have a crush on (insert name here)

I have a secret, I have a secret, I have a secret

Miss, Juicylips is teasing me

Fuck, I just can't get that whine in my voice!

Time for sleep, got to fly in the morning.

Play nice now or you'll have to stay back after lit

 

[MissTaken]

That sounds pretty accurate.

Detention is in my bedroom at 11 p.m.

(Have a safe flight.)

 

[Rick DeVille]

That sounds pretty accurate.

Detention is in my bedroom at 11 p.m.

(Have a safe flight.)

Your bedroom?
Wrong answer

 

[kiwiwolf]

That sounds pretty accurate.

Detention is in my bedroom at 11 p.m.

(Have a safe flight.)

11pm? I'm there!

 

[APhil]

Well, wouldn't that be interesting??

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

Your bedroom?
Wrong answer

Tis the right answer.

Really bad children must be handcuffed.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: School Yard Lit

Yes, Sir

Do I get a spanking if I'm naughty?

Or good, as the case may be?

At least someone has done their homework

 

[Rick DeVille]

Really bad children must be handcuffed.

Only behind their back

 

[MissTaken]

*pout*


Fox is always the teacher's pet!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: School Yard Lit

 

[Rick DeVille]

*pout*


Fox is always the teacher's pet!

You don't get to be Teachers Pet by luck

 

[APhil]

*pout*


Fox is always the teacher's pet!

Wanna be the assistant teacher's pet?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: Re: Re: School Yard Lit

I'd hate to disappoint the school Master

Teacher's pet. I like it

Disappointment is not good

 

[Rick DeVille]

Wanna be the assistant teacher's pet?

Sorry, I teach alone, I like to give full attention to the Teachers Pet

 

[Rick DeVille]

Fuck! Marxist has pissed in the sink again!

Wait a minute! Didn't Killer Muffin, the school crazee say he was short? he probably can't reach the sink. Must have been PC

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

I think that definitely deserves a caning.

6 of the best with this nice, whippy bit of birch

Caning's too good for him, he wouldn't appreciate it

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

*hands you a nice, juicy apple*

See, homework done and an apple.

How good is that?

Not bad you are learning

 

[MissTaken]

You don't get to be Teachers Pet by luck

Well, I am bright, submissive and have a nice ass!

Does that help?

 

[MissTaken]

Wanna be the assistant teacher's pet?

Hell, you can be the school janitor and slip me into the closet at lunch time and recess?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Characters of the lit school yard

Patient1 – School Captain

Laurel – smart kid who gets A’s but sells cigarettes behind the canteen

Marxist – kid who made a big impact on day one then went downhill, became a nerd

cymbidia – will try anything but only if we watch and recite Kant

Modest Mouse – See Marxist

Lazarus – Really knows seventh grade, been there four times

PC – Football hero, killer with the girls but has to get Laurel to tutor him to get through

Miles – wears a smoking jacket to school, thinks it make him cool.

Lavender – intellectual kid who’s always arguing but looks like Marilyn Monroe and hates it

Add them if you've got them


There's sure to be a million

 

[MissTaken]

Redwave: paranoid skinhead with thick glasses who reads all the wrong material and gets beaten up behind the bus garage on a daily basis.

 

[patient1]

Re: Characters of the lit school yard

Patient1 – School Captain

Uh, actually I lost the election by a vote because I was too modest to vote for myself.