School building LOOKS like gun...ORDERED SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

High_School_Shaped_Like_A_Gun.jpg
 
Of course it should be shut down, there is no need for full automatic Assault School's, they are obviously a threat to the children....
 
yup

and BAN PASTRIES as well


Suspended for Accidentally Eating Pastry Into Gun Shape


A firearm in the hands of a law-abiding citizen is the concretization of individual liberty. This is why anything that even resembles a gun sends liberals into paroxysms of rage. In the schools they use as indoctrination centers, they have taken their maniacal hatred well beyond self-parody. For example, in Baltimore children were sent home from Park Elementary School due to a disruption allegedly caused by seven-year-old Josh Welch. The disruption:


Josh was enjoying his breakfast pastry when he decided to try and shape it into a mountain.

Josh said, “It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn’t.”

His punishment for accidently eating a strawberry tart in such a way as to make it vaguely resemble a gun while trying to make it resemble a mountain: two days suspension. Yes, I’m serious.

Chewing a Pop-Tart into the shape of a cross might incur a comparable punishment.

We can only imagine what kids are learning from the militant lunatics who run government schools.
 
Imagine if the KID woulda eaten a PASTRY in a GUN SHAPED school?


Obama woulda said

If I had a son, he wouldn't go to that school:mad:
 
How soon

before the

"White" House

Is renamed

The:cool: RAINBOW HOME FOR ALL PEOPLE?:cool::confused:
 
Chewing a Pop-Tart into the shape of a cross might incur a comparable punishment.

Only that would never happen. Everyone knows you have to break the Pop-tart in half and eat out the inside then eat the crust. It's a given.
 
Hey BUSYBODY-II
Are you stupid? Or just a moron.

It's one or the other, so which is it?
 
Pop Tart Aftermath

The school sent a letter out to the families of the students that had to witness the horrific event last week. You remember the nightmarish event – the kid who nibbled his pop tart into what some teacher interpreted as an assault pastry.

ERADICATE THE LEFT, NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF SANITY!!!!!


Lowering the Bar VIA LI

Dear Parents and Guardians:

I am writing to let you know about an incident that occurred this morning in one of our classrooms and encourage you to discuss this matter with your child in a manner you deem most appropriate.

During breakfast this morning, one of our students used food to make inappropriate gestures that disrupted the class. While no physical threats were made and no one [was] harmed, the student had to be removed from the classroom.

* * *

As you are aware, the … Code of Student Conduct and appropriate consequences related to violations of the code are clearly spelled out in the Student Handbook, which was sent home during the first week of school and can be found on our website, www.aacps.org….

If your children express that they are troubled by today’s incident, please talk with them and help them share their feelings. Our school counselor is available to meet with any students who have the need to do so next week. In general, please remind them of the importance of making good choices.

UPDATE: BREAKING NEWS FROM TPC via ALEON

School Suspended for Using Letter ‘L’ that Looks Like a Gun
 
We use to try to make arm pit noises that sounded like farts. I bet they call the bomb squad for that.
 

Your school is in Pleasant Hill, Missouri. I haven't seen anything about it being shut down for looking like a gun. Since it's in Missouri, I would think they would keep it open for that reason.
 
Your school is in Pleasant Hill, Missouri. I haven't seen anything about it being shut down for looking like a gun. Since it's in Missouri, I would think they would keep it open for that reason.

Thank you, Bob Einstein:)
 
With the idiot children these schools have, it'd be shooting blanks anyway.
 
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