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[Sammyjo]

Question...what happens if Lasher passes Laurel up in number of posts?

An observation: I noticed Xander's number of posts was at 666...eeeeeeeeeeeeeek

 

[Lasher]

Ummmm......

Seeing as I'm about 600 behind her, I'm guessing if that happens I've lost my job, my wife has left me, the cats won't talk to me anymore, I don't shower very often, and I eat nothing but jumbo sandwiches and generic potato chips.

So what happens? I guess if I pass Laurel in # of posts, I'm fucked.

Besides, Endlessly will catch her before I ever would, LOL.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Seeing as I'm about 600 behind her, I'm guessing if that happens I've lost my job, my wife has left me, the cats won't talk to me anymore, I don't shower very often, and I eat nothing but jumbo sandwiches and generic potato chips

So, what you're saying is that not much would change?


(You deserved that one for Rikki thread, ya butt, so ) LOL

 

[Sammyjo]

I doubt that Lasher...ever since you found out you get to pick your own title when you hit 1000, you've been posting quite a bit...it almost seemed like a rush to get there. But hey, to each his own, I suppose.

 

[Xander]

Muhahahahahaha 666 Number of the beast

 

[Sammyjo]

Exactly what I was thinking...and I am glad to see that you've surpassed it without incident...of course, with you being so far away...we really wouldn't know.

 

[Xander]

Without incident?? Welllllllll I don't know about that. My spine has been extended in to some kind of pointy growth. And I have these two funny things growing out on my forehead. And last time I checked I'm beginning to get some funny flapping things on my shouldeblades.

I don't know what they are. But it's kinda fun to fly through the night and block out the moonlight, making a Batman symbol

 

[Sammyjo]

You mean that isn't normal? I thought I saw that growth starting months ago...must have been the preparation for the big day...

 

[Beebeeblue]

Lasher, dear, love the sig!!!!

 

[Laurel]

Question...what happens if Lasher passes Laurel up in number of posts?

What a scary thought! I guess he would become the Madam then - he could edit the stories & answer email & all that happy crap, and I could go lay about under an umbrella on the beach... I guess I should stop posting, shouldn't I?

 

[Guest]

WARNING

I've had a team of top scientists look into this and it seems that if Lasher's postings ever exceed the upper limit set by the Madam it could cause serious ruptures in the Time/Space continuum - kind of like when matter meets anti-matter. I predict a cataclysmic implosion that would suck PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING inside. In fact - all that would remain would be the word "FUCK!!!". But you wouldn't even be able to hear that cause, like my Physics teacher always used to say, "Sound doesn't travel through a vacuum, dumbass!". (Actually - that's not strictly true. I tried it the other day with my Hoover and discovered that you get a deep, rich, sonorous farting tone kind of like a didgimiradoo.)

On a more serious medical note - Xander, your symptoms should clear up if you gargle thrice-daily with Father Tourniquet's Holy Medicinal Remedy (just send $89.99 to the usual address). You really should get this sorted soon, 'cause once those cloven hooves really set in there's no turning back. I had to throw out a perfectly decent pair of Nike sports shoes - the ones with the fancy flashing lights.

 

[Xander]

Cloven hooves?? You might be right about that one Roger. But to be totally honest, it's kinda fun flapping around during the night. And if the moon is full, fly around and let my reflection cast a Batman symbol to the ground.
You should see how old ladies, teenagers and small children scatter at the sight of my symbol muhahahahahaha

 

[Sammyjo]

Question...what happens if Lasher passes Laurel up in number of posts?

What a scary thought! I guess he would become the Madam then - he could edit the stories & answer email & all that happy crap, and I could go lay about under an umbrella on the beach... I guess I should stop posting, shouldn't I?

While I believe you do need a vacation, I think we would all agree that you are the best one for the job of Madam. However, I don't think it would be too much to ask for Lasher to take on some of your duties.

Although I was trying to make a little joke, I feel like a complete moron now...but hey, there's a first for everything...

 

[Thephantomprincess]

LOL

Y'all are too funny! i needed a good laugh this morning! If Lasher exceeds the post limit, can't we just kill him and reincarnate him?