Scarlett's 2000th Post Dance Party

[ElizabethWest]

It's a good thing I'm already not writing today, all I can do is sit here and watch the broccoli dance.

Aren't they mesmerizing?

 

[Guest]

Aren't they mesmerizing?

They're bloody brilliant!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Whoa, I think I was just dancing with them for a few minutes before I realized it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Whoa, I think I was just dancing with them for a few minutes before I realized it.

Kid, you're sick.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Kid, you're sick.

Hey, there is nothing like a good head of broccoli...
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[carsonshepherd]

I am fond of good head.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I am fond of good head.

I figured as much.

Now get to writing! I'm anxious for #3!

 

[NoJo]

I figured as much.

You figured as much? You have a good head for figures.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I figured as much.

You figured as much? You have a good head for figures.

A good figure for head?

 

[NoJo]

Did it take you six hours to come up with that?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Did it take you six hours to come up with that?

People have to sleep sometime, bitch.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Did it take you six hours to come up with that?

You should feel honored that I'm thinking about you while I'm making biscuits.

 

[NoJo]

You should feel honored that I'm thinking about you while I'm making biscuits.

My biscuits are done in an hour. Anyway, I thought you called them cookies. Can you tell Carson to go fuck himself? I'm not speaking to him.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My biscuits are done in an hour. Anyway, I thought you called them cookies. Can you tell Carson to go fuck himself? I'm not speaking to him.

lmao, I've told him many times before, I'll tell him for you.
I mean buttermilk biscuits, you know for biscuits and gravy? They don't take six hours but I was sleeping part of that time.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My biscuits are done in an hour. Anyway, I thought you called them cookies. Can you tell Carson to go fuck himself? I'm not speaking to him.

She' s talking about these: Biscuits

You don't have to speak to me... but I will never stop haunting you now. When you look over your shoulder there I will be. Bwahahahahaha!

 

[NoJo]

She' s talking about these: Biscuits

You don't have to speak to me... but I will never stop haunting you now. When you look over your shoulder there I will be. Bwahahahahaha!

wow, that makes English cooking look good. They look like testicles in sick.

 

[carsonshepherd]

wow, that makes English cooking look good. They look like testicles in sick.

They have parsley on them, ya goober. They are delicious. Sorta like scones only round and oh-so-crumbly. Moost of the time you just leave the parsley out and they're just little fluffy beige pillows of floury goodness.

I knew you would talk to me eventually. You cannot resist my charms.

 

[NoJo]

They have parsley on them, ya goober. They are delicious. Sorta like scones only round and oh-so-crumbly. Moost of the time you just leave the parsley out and they're just little fluffy beige pillows of floury goodness.

I knew you would talk to me eventually. You cannot resist my charms.

It looks like your charms on that tray. Scones here are always round and oh-so-crmbly. We cover them with clotted cream and jam. Y'know, like spunk and period.

 

[carsonshepherd]

It looks like your charms on that tray. Scones here are always round and oh-so-crmbly. We cover them with clotted cream and jam. Y'know, like spunk and period.

ew. We put butter, jam, or gravy on ours. Or sausage patties like a little sandwich.

I love biscuits!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It looks like your charms on that tray. Scones here are always round and oh-so-crmbly. We cover them with clotted cream and jam. Y'know, like spunk and period.

Oh, you're the person I want to dine with.