Scapegoat for Hire.

[CicatrixESP]

Okay. I've been lurking here for some time now, and lately have decided to interact with a few posts with those from outside of my catacombs. I AM OUT OF MY LURKING MODE. And proudly bear myself like so many grotesque appendages.

I am available for your spite, vitrioles, insults, kick me, hijack this thread....I have a thick skin. Like crocodile skin actually--all rough and shit. Bow to the leper messiah! (or kick me in the balls)! I AM BORN!

Feeling pissed today? Hurl an insult at me if it makes you feel better. Consider me a scapegoat. A bootlick.

For the good of man, I am your whipping boy. Give me your best, Lords and Ladies of Lit. Let thy acid fly full flung into my insipid face.

Let the games begin.

 

[DirtyKitten]

Marry me.

 

[CicatrixESP]

Marry me.

Lol...Hmm...maybe I wasn't clear in my instructions

 

[rob35can]

LOL...now that truly deserved an LOL

 

[DirtyKitten]

Lol...Hmm...maybe I wasn't clear in my instructions

Twat.

 

[CicatrixESP]

Twat.

The first deposit into the "Shithead Depot" Thanks.

 

[DirtyKitten]

The first deposit into the "Shithead Depot" Thanks.

I try to help where I can.

 

[CicatrixESP]

I try to help where I can.

Don't you mean, "I try to help where I can, asshole!"

 

[DirtyKitten]

Don't you mean, "I try to help where I can, asshole!"

Forgive me you silly cunt.

 

[CicatrixESP]

Forgive me you silly cunt.

But of course

 

[CicatrixESP]

Okay, I'm obviously going to have to do a little provocation here to whip you whelps into tongue lashing shape! I'll start with the soft sell:

I'm C A N A D I A N !

 

[dawson70]

Canadian beer sucks

 

[CicatrixESP]

Canadian beer sucks

Zoiks! Uproarious!

 

[mrtnmoon]

Okay, I'm obviously going to have to do a little provocation here to whip you whelps into tongue lashing shape! I'll start with the soft sell:

I'm C A N A D I A N !

I'm not really into insulting people I don't know, but in the interest of helping you out (asshole), I'll give it a shot:

this is one of the stupidest ideas for a thread I've ever seen, and if you like being dumped on you're sick... you ignorant canuck fuck.

 

[CicatrixESP]

I'm not really into insulting people I don't know, but in the interest of helping you out (asshole), I'll give it a shot:

this is one of the stupidest ideas for a thread I've ever seen, and if you like being dumped on you're sick... you ignorant canuck fuck.

You're welcome!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

You're welcome!

Hmmm... it really isn't much fun pissing on someone and hijacking their shit when they don't mind

 

[CicatrixESP]

Hmmm... it really isn't much fun pissing on someone and hijacking their shit when they don't mind

Hmmm...perhaps I should say I do mind. A lot. FUCK! (pumps curled fist in Popeye-like manner)

 

[supahstoopid]

Asshead.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Hmmm...perhaps I should say I do mind. A lot. FUCK! (pumps curled fist in Popeye-like manner)

Too late, Dude.

Good morning Sups, love

 

[supahstoopid]

Hmmm...perhaps I should say I do mind. A lot. FUCK! (pumps curled fist in Popeye-like manner)

I'd flog you until I was blue in the face...but where's the upside? Other than my stilletto heel buried up your anal cavity?

 

[VancouverGuy2]

funny thread

EXCEPT the part about Canadian beer. Don't you fuck with our beer. It beats the crap out of that horse piss that Americans drink....but other than that...funny thread. oh yeah, except for that asshole who started it

 

[supahstoopid]

EXCEPT the part about Canadian beer. Don't you fuck with our beer. It beats the crap out of that horse piss that Americans drink....but other than that...funny thread. oh yeah, except for that asshole who started it

Lol...if it was an American who said that, than yes...our "near beer" tastes better than that American swill... ...ummm oh yes and not to put too fine a point on it...but the threadstarter IS an asshole...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

EXCEPT the part about Canadian beer. Don't you fuck with our beer. It beats the crap out of that horse piss that Americans drink....but other than that...funny thread. oh yeah, except for that asshole who started it

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[VancouverGuy2]

American Beer

Sorry, but I can't resist. You know that here in Canada we refer to drinking American beer, as like making love in a canoe....That's because it's FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER

Oh Yeah, and what kind of name is CicatrixESP , you fucking moron

 

[posterOfAgirl]

why do you want us to vent on you?
ok well, allow me to project my feelings for my douche manager on you.

"I will not wear that fucking visor anymore! *throws hat* You cant shove your self-rightousness up your ass where it belongs, because im not taking crap from someone who's a year older than me and thinks she IS the dairy queen anymore!"
thanks! next time can i slap you with a cone?