Say what you feel thread.

[Matthew Craig]

My penis.

 

[juttjaw]

I hate your threads.
I feel that they're stupid and pointless.
Good to get that off my chest.
Thanks for the thread.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I hate your threads.
I feel that they're stupid and pointless.
Good to get that off my chest.
Thanks for the thread.

Of course they're pointless and stupid. What can i tell you that you don't already know? Wanna talk about something in particular? How about fart dynamics.. Has anyone clocked the speed at which a fart can leave the anus?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Of course they're pointless and stupid. What can i tell you that you don't already know? Wanna talk about something in particular? How about fart dynamics.. Has anyone clocked the speed at which a fart can leave the anus?

I've never charted my speed, but by this graph I'm pretty sure my farts are a Cat. 5.

http://jap.physiology.org/content/jap/95/5/2113/F2.large.jpg

 

[Matthew Craig]

Sadly the picture doesn't show Colonel. But i'm sure a cat 5 is one heroic duck call.

 

[EternalFantasies]

I'm so grateful for no longer being a leftist.

It was a close call.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I'm so grateful for no longer being a leftist.

It was a close call.

Everything in moderation.

 

[Freudian_Slit]

I feel like AJ is a douchenozzle.

 

[thør]

Of course they're pointless and stupid. What can i tell you that you don't already know? Wanna talk about something in particular? How about fart dynamics.. Has anyone clocked the speed at which a fart can leave the anus?

Einstein wrote on brownian motion. It's some classic crap.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Einstein wrote on brownian motion. It's some classic crap.

Ah you mean Wiener Process.

 

[thør]

Or, anal sex.

 

[Hypoxia]

Y'all really don't want to know how I feel. Trust me.

Instead, try how I taste. Hint: I've a thin sheen of sweat.

As for how I look and smell, use your imagination.

 

[someoneyouknow]

I feel advertising a football game starting at 7:30 but the kickoff doesn't occur until almost 8 is false advertising and should be punished as such.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Of course they're pointless and stupid. What can i tell you that you don't already know? Wanna talk about something in particular? How about fart dynamics.. Has anyone clocked the speed at which a fart can leave the anus?

Yes, they have:

While anecdotal evidence circulating on the Internet states that farts travel an average of 10 feet (3 meters) per second, or nearly 7 miles per hour, a scientific determination of fart speed is more difficult to pinpoint.​

http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/digestive/how-fast-does-fart-travel.htm

 

[Matthew Craig]

Yes, they have:

While anecdotal evidence circulating on the Internet states that farts travel an average of 10 feet (3 meters) per second, or nearly 7 miles per hour, a scientific determination of fart speed is more difficult to pinpoint.​

http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/digestive/how-fast-does-fart-travel.htm

lol that's wack Jack. Some people's children eh?

 

[EternalFantasies]

Everything in moderation.

Agreed; and it is so. I rarely agree with 4est and BB as well.

But, totally looking right right now.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Agreed; and it is so. I rarely agree with 4est and BB as well.

But, totally looking right right now.

The left is bad with money and everything costs money.

 

[EternalFantasies]

The left is bad with money and everything costs money.

Nowadays that's the tip of the iceberg.