Say something truthful.

[FuckFantasy]

Let's have at least one bullshit-free thread. Make a statement that is utterly true. It can be about anything or anyone. Just say something that isn't a lie.

 

[pleatedskirt]

Pleated skirts

turn me on....that is the truth...blame it on my school days now the thought of the swish of the pleats is heaven

 

[Ahren]

This thread is going to be full of people stating normal bullshit that nobody cares whether it's true or not. "I just took a shower!" "Vail is sooo sexy." Just calling it now.

There's my entry.

 

[FuckFantasy]

This thread is going to be full of people stating normal bullshit that nobody cares whether it's true or not. "I just took a shower!" "Vail is sooo sexy." Just calling it now.

There's my entry.

That's what I'm afraid of. Let's make up for the vapid garbage and actually talk about something real?

Edit: Well, fuck, you were right.

 

[Ahren]

Alright here's something:

I don't know how to swim.

Actually that sucks, too. No one cares about that.

 

[Ahren]

I'd suggest it be like a thing where someone volunteers to get asked a question and they have to answer it truthfully (as long as it wasn't too personal), but this is the Internet and everybody lies.

 

[FuckFantasy]

A certain man has come back into my life after four years. I was excited, at first, to hear from him. Now I'm realizing that regaining his trust and rekindling the chemistry we had will take a lot more work than I'd anticipated. I'm a little disappointed, but I'm not backing down just yet. When I pushed him away, I hurt myself. And I see more and more that I hurt him too. I'm determined to slowly win him back over, in hopes of mending our friendship.

I just wonder if it's not too late to begin again.

 

[FuckFantasy]

I'd suggest it be like a thing where someone volunteers to get asked a question and they have to answer it truthfully (as long as it wasn't too personal), but this is the Internet and everybody lies.

I thought about that, but I feel like the questions would go from semi-interesting to, "What color panties are you wearing?" "OMG I'm not WEARING panties, teehee!" "Fuck that's hawt" etc until I blow my brains out.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

ok, how about this,
I stupidly made wrong decision after wrong decision, KNOWING that they were wrong decisions until I find myself coming home on Friday's after work and, quite possibly, not speaking to another human being for 60 hours and that, if I were to drop dead, it would likely be 5 or 6 days until my body was found.

 

[pathology_liz]

True or not; what does it matter if it's cathartic

ok, how about this,
I stupidly made wrong decision after wrong decision, KNOWING that they were wrong decisions until I find myself coming home on Friday's after work and, quite possibly, not speaking to another human being for 60 hours and that, if I were to drop dead, it would likely be 5 or 6 days until my body was found.

Alright here's something:

I don't know how to swim.

Actually that sucks, too. No one cares about that.

Both these could be at risk of drowning. Learning to swim (including metaphorically) is important for the soul.

I spend the majority of my working day alone. (my true statement)

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Both these could be at risk of drowning. Learning to swim (including metaphorically) is important for the soul.

I spend the majority of my working day alone. (my true statement)

I think I'm at greater risk of my cats feasting upon my still warm corpse.

 

[pathology_liz]

I think I'm at greater risk of my cats feasting upon my still warm corpse.

and THATS why I'm a dog person.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

and THATS why I'm a dog person.

Oh missy, fido will chomp upon you the moment he gets hungry enough

 

[pathology_liz]

Oh missy, fido will chomp upon you the moment he gets hungry enough

Nope. I think not. He's got the intelligence to learn how to use a can opener. Where as your average cat is like electricity. Path of least resistance and a complete mystery.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

laughing and ending the thread-hijack

 

[pathology_liz]

laughing and ending the thread-hijack

sorry FuckFantasy

 

[Light Ice]

It's my hope that you had low expectations with this thread, FF.

 

[Ahren]

Both these could be at risk of drowning. Learning to swim (including metaphorically) is important for the soul.

I spend the majority of my working day alone. (my true statement)

My "soul"? I'm not one of those people. I'd like to learn so I don't die if I were to accidentally fall in water.

I took lessons when I was a kid. I did reasonably well. Even knew how to do the lay on your back and float thing.

 

[MsAphrodite]

It's my hope that you had low expectations with this thread, FF.

I am very sure that she did. *grins*

 

[Light Ice]

Here's one for you.

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

That's something truthful.

 

[FuckFantasy]

Here's one for you.

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

That's something truthful.

I resent this.

 

[Light Ice]

You disagree with it. You don't resent it.

You resent that your thread concept was doomed to fail.

 

[FuckFantasy]

You disagree with it. You don't resent it.

You resent that your thread concept was doomed to fail.

No, I both disagree with and resent the quote.

Also, I resent that you're not on Yahoo when I am.

I will concede that this thread was dead in the water from the word go.

Bastard.

 

[Light Ice]

If it makes you feel any better I'm pretty certain that you could get me praying if you tried hard enough.

 

[Niriate]

I never really liked Sonata Arctica. While I love power metal, the tempo was always a bit too high for me, and something didn't sound right about the lead singer's voice.

But now that I've found this song (it's about wolves, go figure), my opinion has changed. God this song is good!