Say something mean.

[Sherry Hawk]

"Do I look fat in these jeans?'

Not as long as you stand sideways.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Well, maybe if you stopped pulling up a chair at the all you can eat buffet.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

How about:

Yes, even if you stand sideways.

lol

 

[sweetnpetite]

Re: Re: Say something mean.

Yes.

Short and sweet.

The Earl

I thought you were talking about me!

(short and sweet, not fat, lol)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Say something mean.

I thought you were talking about me!

(short and sweet, not fat, lol)

You will be if you eat all that pie.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Say something mean.

You will be if you eat all that pie.

Good one lou.

Wanna save me from myself

 

[Liar]

"Do I look fat in these jeans?"

Dunno. When I first saw you, I made a special mental note to not ever look directly at you again, for the sake of my sanity.

 

[Guest]

Give the response that you really want to give to the question:

"Do I look fat in these jeans?"

Um...yes, sorry

There must be something you can buy
Instead of all those pizza pies.

There must be something you can do
To take that stink away from you.

I couldn't help myself, LOL!

 

[Boota]

Slightly different wording that broke up a relationship one time:

Soon-to-be ex girlfriend: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Insensitive Me: "No. The way you eat makes you look fat."

It may not surprise you to know that we broke up that very night.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Slightly different wording that broke up a relationship one time:

Soon-to-be ex girlfriend: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Insensitive Me: "No. The way you eat makes you look fat."

It may not surprise you to know that we broke up that very night.

huhuhuh. That's funny *runs away from angry mob*

 

[NoJo]

Give the response that you really want to give to the question:

"Do I look fat in these jeans?"

You do. You look very fat. Fortunately I'm not so shallow as to judge you by your physical appearance. I think, physically, you're both fat and quite remarkably ugly, but is that so important? Is how we look really, when it comes down to it... hey what are you doing with that knife? Go on, chase me then, you'll never catch me, fatty.

 

[shereads]

"Do I look fat in these jeans?"

A little, but not nearly as fat as you looked in what you were wearing yesteday.