Say something mean.

[sweetnpetite]

Give the response that you really want to give to the question:

"Do I look fat in these jeans?"

 

[sweetnpetite]

"No, but you're ugly!"

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Absofuckinglutely! Were you poured into them?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Want some butter for those rolls?

 

[Guest]

Not just in jeans.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yes, and in every other article of clothing you wear.

 

[neonlyte]

Does your Mother know you're fat?

 

[TheEarl]

Hard to tell. I can't see all of you at once unless I take a few more steps back.

The Earl

 

[sweetnpetite]

Yes, but it distracts from the fact that you have no tits.

 

[sweetnpetite]

What difference does it make?- no one likes you anyway.

 

[TheEarl]

"Do I look fat in these jeans?"

Yes.

Short and sweet.

The Earl

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Want some butter for those rolls?

Or maybe some crackers for that cottage cheese.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hi lil duck!!!!!!





http://img3.imagevenue.com/loc193/83f_Big_B.jpg

 

[Guest]

Trying to squeeze lamp oil out of that ass or what?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Which one of you want to know?

 

[Guest]

Dunno, love, I'll answer you once the eclipse has passed.

 

[neonlyte]

Dunno, love, I'll answer you once the eclipse has passed.

If you're scared of the dark, I'll hold your hand.



neon

 

[oggbashan]

Do you think you should still be wearing jeans at your age?

 

[Guest]

If you're scared of the dark, I'll hold your hand.



neon

Oh yes please, of course I am.

 

[Blackie Malone]

The jeans are fine, it's the WIDE LOAD sign that's distracting.

 

[tolyk]

"Do I look fat in these jeans?"

In or out of the jeans, makes no difference.

 

[Guest]

The jeans are fine, it's the WIDE LOAD sign that's distracting.

Bloody good to see you, love.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Bloody good to see you, love.

I almost didn't see you behind that big fat ass, lovely to see you too.

 

[Guest]

I almost didn't see you behind that big fat ass, lovely to see you too.

Bitch.

 

[Guest]

you look FAB in those jeans


i say, kill em with kindness