Say hello to my little friend....

[TygerEyez]

Hey, guys!!! I, uh, have a friend with me.

Her name is Emily, so treat her nicely or I'll kick your ass so hard, you'll be eating my "fuck-me" boots for the next century! We spent the night drinking, and partying, so now we're here to fuck with the rest of you guys! Mwahahahaha!!!




(Emily speaking now (doesn't want to sign in, so nyah))

Uh, hi.

 

[JazzManJim]

Well hello Tyger and hello to your friend Emily.

Please don't hold anything you see here against us. We're all really pillars of our communities. Honest.

 

[Nomad4112000]

Hey, guys!!! I, uh, have a friend with me.

Her name is Emily

Hello Tygereyes and a warm welcome to Emily. Welcome to Lit sign up and join the fun. To you both a and a welcome form all my

 

[TygerEyez]

Thanks, Jim! And hello to you Nomad. Haven't seen you around before, you newbie!

So, what? are all of you other "viewers" too good to post to my friend?! What the fuck?! Get your arses in here, on the double man!!!

 

[koalabear]

Is this where the live sex show is?

 

[Nomad4112000]

hello to you Nomad. Haven't seen you around before, you newbie!

Yes I am signed up a while back and decided to start posting so far I love it with a few exceptions. There seems to be an idiot in every croud. Not to name names (Amish Pope, Daterape) sheeesh no wonder abortion is legal.

 

[Cibo]

Hello!!! Feel free whatever comes to mind and to make some new friends, or get naked, take pics and post them for us(or for me ) and have a good time.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hi Emily, welcome to Lit

Did TygerEyez tell you that all newbies have to post a naked picture of themselves within the first hour.

 

[Ice Cold]

Hi Emily, welcome to Lit

Did TygerEyez tell you that all newbies have to post a naked picture of themselves within the first hour.

Yeah TH. I still have yours posted on my desktop.

 

[TygerEyez]

My sweet, innocent, angelic friend Emily? Get naked? For you?

I'm jealous! lol

We're experimenting with her scanner, and... well, I just might show my picture if you guys are nice. It's not naughty, but it's me. *deep breath*

So nervous...

Oh, and Emily's laughing at you guys, too. Ha!

 

[Cibo]

Can't wait for the pics. Hopefully you guys have extra pics lying around.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Yeah TH. I still have yours posted on my desktop.

You and thousands of others

 

[Azwed]

Come one do it you know you want to. I am sure you are both very hot.

 

[clit_licker30]

Hey, guys!!! I, uh, have a friend with me.

Her name is Emily, so treat her nicely or I'll kick your ass so hard, you'll be eating my "fuck-me" boots for the next century! We spent the night drinking, and partying, so now we're here to fuck with the rest of you guys! Mwahahahaha!!!




(Emily speaking now (doesn't want to sign in, so nyah))

Uh, hi.

You and your friend can get fucked as long as we can watch.

 

[TygerEyez]

#1 - We said we'd fuck with YOUR minds... not each other.

#2 - We wouldn't let you watch anyway... We're not the cheap hookers you're used to.

#3 - ah, fuck. there's no need for a number 3!

Sorry, Clit... Not in the mood for insane bullshit.

As for the rest of you... Promise to be nice???

 

[Oilpainter]

Welcome to lit Emily

Welcome to lit Emily. Hope you enjoy this playground.

 

[Cibo]

We promise!

 

[Synnerman]

Thanks, Jim! And hello to you Nomad. Haven't seen you around before, you newbie!

So, what? are all of you other "viewers" too good to post to my friend?! What the fuck?! Get your arses in here, on the double man!!!

Yes mam. We are here as ordered mam. We come to pay homage to Emily. We are so grateful you chose to honor us lowly newbies with your presence Emily.
Now, get naked damnit.

 

[TygerEyez]

LMFAO!!

Emily read your post, Synner, and here's what she said, word for word!

"So, at least I'm not the only one begging for nakedness tonight!"

lol

Alright, guys... Here's a pic of me. But it's not naked, so get back you dirty cretins! Hiyah!!!

Um, the contrast is out of wack, so if anyone wants to alter it... I'd be most grateful???

 

[Azwed]

Looks good to me.

 

[TygerEyez]

Gee, uh.. thanks, Azwed. You're so... descriptive.

Yeah...

 

[Azwed]

Gee, uh.. thanks, Azwed. You're so... descriptive.

Yeah...

I am sooo inebreatied too so there.

 

[lavender]

 

[TygerEyez]

Yes, Lav, I was.

Why?


Hey, Azwed? So am I, so HA!

 

[lavender]