Saw "look ma, no hans" on way 2 work

Prince Romeo

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Here's my story:

It was a cold rainy day today. I was driving to work and I got on to a two lane highway in the right lane. I put on my left blinker and checked my rearview to see the closet car, far enough off in the distance to be ok. I pull into the left lane to suddenly realize that the guy behind me is going about a 100+. He was on my ass like white on rice (you know, like how "look ma, no hans" wants to be on my ass). I didn't think anything at first. He gives me the highbeam treatment and I ignore him and continue. He swerves around in the left lane and cuts me off and gives me the finger. That's when it came to me! I was sure it was "look ma no hans" - he wanted to fuck me! For the next 5 miles I watched him swerve in and out of 4 lanes (it opened up to four) and cut numerous people off. I think he was all excited about our encounter! I thought I saw the last of him but then noticed he was waiting in traffic to get off an exit so I followed right behind him to say hello and see if we could chat and get to know one another better. I followedhim through a light and into a high tech complex with a road that had multiple traffic islands. As I followed behind him, I noticed he saw me in his rearview mirror:heart:. He must have forgotten where he worked at this point, because he kept taking a left, turning around and going in the opposite direction. I eventually became discouraged of all this circling around and left. Does anyone have any advice on what I could do to make "look ma, no hans" be more comfortable with me?
 
*chuckles*

He's no good for you, darlin'. He's got a bad attitude. Makes terrible lovers.

But then again, maybe a stiff one in his ass is just the attitude adjustment he needs! :D
 
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