Save trees

[mig]

Eat beavers.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Mig darlin if some kind lady would let me at her beaver I would....

Know anyone that might be interested....

 

[Liontamr]

Go beavers!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Go beavers!

Nooooooooo! Come back, I want you....

 

[Liontamr]

No no.. not go beavers as in go away! I mean go beavers as in go beavers and do that thing we enjoy so much .. or something!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

No no.. not go beavers as in go away! I mean go beavers as in go beavers and do that thing we enjoy so much .. or something!

Duh, I knew.

Yes, I wish I could do what I would enjoy so much, to them...

 

[Liontamr]

Duh, I knew.

Yes, I wish I could do what I would enjoy so much, to them...

You and I and I'm sure a whole heck of alot of people on here feel the same way.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You and I and I'm sure a whole heck of alot of people on here feel the same way.

A beaver eating contest maybe.... but who would want to stand back and judge??? We would all want to enter...

 

[Liontamr]

A beaver eating contest maybe.... but who would want to stand back and judge??? We would all want to enter...

Wouldn't the owners of the beaver's get to be the judges?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Wouldn't the owners of the beaver's get to be the judges?

But they will be laying back moaning so loud, then smoking cigarettes in afterglow with their eyes closed... so they might not be much use as judges....

Maybe Glamoria or another of our non-beaver-eater Lit members might like the judging job...

 

[RastaPope]

"Save Trees"


The battle cry of all of Lusitania and those that do not support Starways Congress.

 

[Liontamr]

But they will be laying back moaning so loud, then smoking cigarettes in afterglow with their eyes closed... so they might not be much use as judges....

Maybe Glamoria or another of our non-beaver-eater Lit members might like the judging job...

But can we not base the results on how many cigarettes are used or how loud they scream?

The non-beaver eaters though could be like boxing judges though... In the event there isn't a clear cut KO or TKO, they step in and award points.

I just used the word boxing in a thread about beavers... That seems so funny to me this late at night.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

A scream meter might help, but then those who hyper-venterlate and don't scream, they just make sucky noises...

The non-beaver eaters could award points, but would they really want to get that close....

We must keep up with the times so we will have to have a video of the event incase there is some ear biting going on......

We better sell hot dogs, beer and popcorn in case there are some marathon muchers....

Well maybe the beaver eaters can wear boxers and it might not sound so funny...

 

[Sillyman]

I'll judge. I would love to participate, but I feel that someone needs to be selfless for this wonderful event to occur. Besides, watching is almost as good as doing.

 

[Liontamr]

A scream meter might help, but then those who hyper-venterlate and don't scream, they just make sucky noises...

The non-beaver eaters could award points, but would they really want to get that close....

We must keep up with the times so we will have to have a video of the event incase there is some ear biting going on......

We better sell hot dogs, beer and popcorn in case there are some marathon muchers....

Well maybe the beaver eaters can wear boxers and it might not sound so funny...

Damn I think you covered all the bases!

I suppose we can't judge how well a beaver has been ate by how long the owner has sucked in air. We'd just have to rely on the honesty of judges like Sillyman (who I must say is bordering on near martyrdom despite what he says about enjoying just watching) to declare a winner.

Then again, the more I think about it, I think everyone involved would be a winner..

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Damn I think you covered all the bases!

No no no, with an event like this we need sponsers, marketing people, TV, radio and a website of course. I wounder if Manu would give us a page here at Lit. Maybe Lit could sponser the event.

Hey we could have those half naked babes walking around holding up signs at half time like they do at boxing. Plus some sexy men to hand out bottles of champane to the winners..

Hold on, is champane gonna be enough... an event like this should have classy prizes... dildos and plastic pussies maybe.

 

[Liontamr]

No no no, with an event like this we need sponsers, marketing people, TV, radio and a website of course. I wounder if Manu would give us a page here at Lit. Maybe Lit could sponser the event.

I can see it now....

Thank you for tuning into Tuesday Night Baseball here on ESPN. Up next it's "Beaver Mania" presented by Literotica.com and Ebay....

Who would the commentators be? I'm thinking Jenna Jamison could easily be a "sidelines reporter"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Now ya getting it... I think we could make millions out of this event, take it on the road even... international beaver eating....

Though I'm not quite sure about ebay as a sponser, not quite classy enough... second hand goods is what they deal with... maybe to pulll the greenie crowd we could have a 'save the trees' sponser... or a cigar sponser to pull the Clinton crowd in...

The possibilites are endless.

 

[mig]

Dayum,what about the trees.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Dayum,what about the trees.

We can have the ladies leaning back against them if you like.

 

[mig]

Or even a mig sandwich.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Or even a mig sandwich.

Now that sounds tasty... layers of Autumn and Oughts between Mig and Thumbs....

 

[mig]

Congratulations.

You have discovered the dish of the century.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Congratulations.

You have discovered the dish of the century.

Mouth watering for sure...

You have a great day...