Sausages for Magnetron and twelveoone

[Aynmair]

In response to the comments on assuaging sorrows:

Sausage Dinner

Would I assuage your sausage if I could?
Soothe the need, relieve the wood?
Forsooth,
My touch may satisfy if other thirsts are pacified
And other appetites becalmed…

And if your sausage is indeed assuaged,
What then?
What prize, sweet sir, will you in turn gift me
To satiate my bottomless wet sea?

 

[Magnetron]

Methinks
If I were to click on your sausage links
I would be greeted with a salty meated
Pork tender loined goddess
Minx of a southern belle named Miss Piggy
And her love of Macon bacon

 

[Aynmair]

Methinks
If I were to click on your sausage links
I would be greeted with a salty meated
Pork tender loined goddess
Minx of a southern belle named Miss Piggy
And her love of Macon bacon

You just might

 

[twelveoone]

In response to the comments on assuaging sorrows:

Sausage Dinner

Would I assuage your sausage if I could?
Soothe the need, relieve the wood?
Forsooth,
My touch may satisfy if other thirsts are pacified
And other appetites becalmed…

And if your sausage is indeed assuaged,
What then?
What prize, sweet sir, will you in turn gift me
To satiate my bottomless wet sea?

endless may be a better word choice here
lo

 

[butters]

endless may be a better word choice here
lo

hahaha!