Thoggy
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2007
- Posts
- 408
That's right boys and girls, its Saturday night and Uncle Thoggy is hung over as fuck. As such, I would like to offer to chat on Yahoo or the phone with someone about all sorts of dirty topics.
This probably raises many questions:
1. Boys and girls, Thoggy? I thought you only liked the vag?
Great question Bruce. I am indeed all about the vagina. I use the expression boys and girls, but this offer is actually only good for women.
2. Uncle Thoggy? If we're related, isn't that weird? And illegal? And how come you never show up at family reunions?
Now Sarah, I am not actually your uncle. We can pretend I am, but I have a niece (who, granted, is 4) so it is a little weird. I am absolutely fine with you calling me daddy though.
3. Hung over as fuck Mr. Thoggy? What were you drinking?
Well Tamantha, first off, I think your name is ridiculous. Second off, everything, I drank everything.
4. You are so funny Thoggy!
Damnit Bruce, I told you this is only for women. I am flattered, sure, even a little curious, but I refuse to explore my sexuality with you.
So, say hi ladies of Literotica. I promise entertainment, a distinct lack of judging and orgasms or your money back. (Note - I am not a lawyer and will in no way refund you any money.)
Love,
Thoggy
This probably raises many questions:
1. Boys and girls, Thoggy? I thought you only liked the vag?
Great question Bruce. I am indeed all about the vagina. I use the expression boys and girls, but this offer is actually only good for women.
2. Uncle Thoggy? If we're related, isn't that weird? And illegal? And how come you never show up at family reunions?
Now Sarah, I am not actually your uncle. We can pretend I am, but I have a niece (who, granted, is 4) so it is a little weird. I am absolutely fine with you calling me daddy though.
3. Hung over as fuck Mr. Thoggy? What were you drinking?
Well Tamantha, first off, I think your name is ridiculous. Second off, everything, I drank everything.
4. You are so funny Thoggy!
Damnit Bruce, I told you this is only for women. I am flattered, sure, even a little curious, but I refuse to explore my sexuality with you.
So, say hi ladies of Literotica. I promise entertainment, a distinct lack of judging and orgasms or your money back. (Note - I am not a lawyer and will in no way refund you any money.)
Love,
Thoggy
